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Windows 7: Signs........

13 Jun 2010   #1

Vista 64 Ultimate, Windows 7 64 Ultimate, Ubuntu 9.10
 
 
Signs........

I have seen many signs in my life, some were thought provoking, others simply provoking...
A sampling:
At the airport in Norfolk VA: Sailors, and dogs, keep off the grass.


At a tool and die company: Be nice to the new guy, he's our future.
also at the same company: Helen Waite is in charge of our complaint dept. If you are here with a complaint, go to Helen Waite.


On a crane: Safety is no accident.


On a store window in Charleston S.C.: This shop is guarded by a German Shepard due to break in's. Unfortunately we don't have the funds to rent this service every night but if you feel lucky.


Inside Flo's Hotdogs in Cape Neddick ME:
Don't sit on the stove.
Yes, you can have a beer with your dog, you just can't have it here.
All of our customers bring a smile to our face, some by coming, others by leaving.
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13 Jun 2010   #2

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

I saw a good one on a Condom machine in Cromer (which is in the REAL Norfolk, here in the UK) someone had written on it saying "Please Insert Baby for Refund"
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13 Jun 2010   #3

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 8.1 64bit
 
 

It's a good few years since I've been to Cromer, went camping there when I was in my teens.
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13 Jun 2010   #4

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
It's a good few years since I've been to Cromer, went camping there when I was in my teens.
I can guarantee it hasn't changed
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13 Jun 2010   #5

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

I like the notice on bags on salted peanuts- "May Contain Nuts"
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13 Jun 2010   #6

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 

Hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

~Lordbob
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13 Jun 2010   #7

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

on a van i once saw in Birmingham[UK] " Singh and Patel (plumbers)" You've had the cowboys , now try the Indians"
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13 Jun 2010   #8

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
on a van i once saw in Birmingham[UK] " Singh and Patel (plumbers)" You've had the cowboys , now try the Indians"
very good!

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lordbob75 View Post
Hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

~Lordbob
so THATS where I've been going wrong
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13 Jun 2010   #9

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by severedsolo View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lordbob75 View Post
Hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

~Lordbob
so THATS where I've been going wrong
I believe it also says "Do not use in bath"

Which makes my life harder! Don't they know that it will take too long in the morning to dry my luxurious locks if I can't dry them WHILE I am bathing!??!?!??!

~Lordbob
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13 Jun 2010   #10

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

I like the little packets of Silicate Gel they put in shoes "Do not Eat"

Now it wouldn't have occured to me to eat it.... but now they are putting idea's in my head
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