I have seen many signs in my life, some were thought provoking, others simply provoking...
At the airport in Norfolk VA: Sailors, and dogs, keep off the grass.
At a tool and die company: Be nice to the new guy, he's our future.
also at the same company: Helen Waite is in charge of our complaint dept. If you are here with a complaint, go to Helen Waite.
On a crane: Safety is no accident.
On a store window in Charleston S.C.: This shop is guarded by a German Shepard due to break in's. Unfortunately we don't have the funds to rent this service every night but if you feel lucky.
Inside Flo's Hotdogs in Cape Neddick ME:
Don't sit on the stove.
Yes, you can have a beer with your dog, you just can't have it here.
All of our customers bring a smile to our face, some by coming, others by leaving.