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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
I think there's a grammar mistake in the sentence,but I can't see it.
Isn't the "whom" right to use instead of "who"?
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
I think there's a grammar mistake in the sentence,but I can't see it.
Isn't the "whom" right to use instead of "who"?
Yew got that write. Yet, they don't even know they broked it...
In a way it has been revamped, but into a more dyslexic way, rather than any phonetic way.
Thanks SMS speak
- It may be old, but classics are still classics
Kudos to those who use English up as as a second language.
Maybe this will make english easier to learn
The European Commission has just announced an agreement that English will be the official language of the European Community (EU) - rather than German (the other possibility). As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement, and has accepted a 5-year phase-in of new rules that would apply to the language and reclassify it as EuroEnglish. The agreed plan is as follows: In year 1, the soft 'c' would be replaced by 's'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be replased by 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan now have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' is replased by 'f'. This will reduse "fotograf' by 20%. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e's in the language is disgrasful, and they should eliminat them. By year 4, peopl wil be reseptiv to lingwistik korektions such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v' (saving mor keyboard spas). During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibil riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!