some of these makes sense !! ^_^

School
A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father
A banker provided by nature

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

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There are times when we are timid and shy about expressing the love we feel.
For fear of embarrassing the other person, or ourselves, we hesitate to say the actual words "I love you".
So we try to communicate the idea in other words.
We say "take care" or "dont drive too fast" or "be good"




But really, these are just other ways of saying "I love you". "You are important to me",
"I care what happens to you", and "I dont want you to get hurt" all mean "I love you". We are sometimes very strange people.
The only thing we want to say, and the one thing that we should say, is the one thing we dont say.
And yet because the feeling is so real, and the need to say it is so strong, we are driven to use other words and signs to say what we really mean.
And many times the meaning never gets communicated at all and the other person is left feeling unloved and unwanted.



Therefore, I believe we have to listen for
love in the words that people are saying to us. Sometimes the explicit words are necessary,
but more often, the manner of saying things is even more important.
A joyous insult carries more affection and love within the sentiments,
which are expressed insincerely.
An impulsive hug says "I love you" even though the words might be saying something very different.




Any expression of a person's concern for another says "I love you".
Sometimes the expression is clumsy, sometimes even cruel.
Sometimes we must look and listen very intently for the love that it contains.



We say "I love you" in many ways - with birthday gifts, and little notes,
with smiles and sometimes with tears. Sometimes we show our love by just keeping quiet and not saying a word,

at other times by speaking out, even harshly. We show our love sometimes by impulsiveness.




Many times we have to show our love by forgiving someone who has not listened to the love we have tried to express.
The problem is listening for love is that we
dont always understand the language of love, which the other person is using.
A girl may use tears or emotions to say what she wants to say,
and her boyfriend may not understand her because he expects her to be talking his language.

We have to force ourselves to really listen for love.
The problem with our world is that people rarely listen to each other.
They hear the words, but they dont listen to the actions that accompany the words or the expression on the face.
Or people listen only for rejection or misunderstanding.
They do not see the love that is there just beneath the surface,
even if the words are angry.




We have to listen for love in those around us. If we listen intently we will discover
that we are a lot more loved than we realize.
Just listen

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PeaCe