Still no audio from the Conexant built-in soundcard or built-in speakers on my HP DV1000. BUT...
Creative's X-fi card for Expresscard 34/54 is compatible!!! If you've got the HP multimedia remote, the slot that stores it is the Expresscard slot as well. Creative's site says Vista or XP but it works absolutely flawlessly on 7. Came with a pair of headphones too, so for now I am all set. Thank you very much!
To anyone who doesn't want to spend the money on this fix, I'd recommend it if not for the software bundle alone (sound controls, DVD player, etc)