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This is my shame.
I have Crysis 1 + 2 [With 3 on the way], Battlefield 3, Dead Space 3, Farcry 3, Medal of Honor Warfighter, Dishonored, Skyrim: Dawnguard + Dragonborn, Batman Arkham City GotY, Borderlands 2, The Cave, DmC [Which is f-ing sweet BTW], Hitman Absolution, Max Payne 3, Sleeping Dogs, Serious Sam 3, The Witcher 2, Antichamber, Aliens:CM [Modded to not suck], and most of them are brand new and I've only gone so far as an initial boot to check the installation. [I did spend some time with a few of them before...-it- happened.]
I've got an UBER PC 4.3ghz x4 CPU, SSD, AMD Radeon HD 7970 x 3 crossfire, with 16gb Ram that will run all of them on Ultra high settings.
I have been playing The Sims 3 and nothing else for days. I don't know why, I just have.
I want to cry.
I should be saving the world, laying waste to monsters and entire armies, but I'm obsessed with getting a promotion at my imaginary job so I can buy a new couch and gussy up my living room a bit.
I should be assassinating difficult targets, infiltrating the Chinese Triads, and blasting various alien menaces to tiny little chunks. Instead I narrowly avoided burning my house down during a cooking accident.
I should be rescuing babes with impossible figures and bedding them with my manly prowess and barrel chested bravado. Instead I'm chatting up the cute virtual girl I met at the library who works at the grocery store and trying to get her to like me enough to go on a date.
I'm not exploring the vast unknown reaches of some dark underworld filled with undead and death. I'm struggling to keep my house under repair and make it to work on time at my fake job so I don't get fired.
I have no idea why, but I can't stop.
Don't buy this game, it will consume you. In Appaloosa Plains, no one can here you scream. You might think that they can, but those people aren't real.
Crom, give me strength...