The most unusual phenomenon occurs

So I closed all my programs...

I started the task manager...
Nothing on this i5 6g is running. But for some reason there is a loop, that lasts several minutes, of some soft core PORN. I can't for the life of me imagine why but my speakers are playing porn. I scanned my computer for viruses.

Why do I hear porn when my computer idles?

I'm not joking. I didn't quite know where to put this thread so I figured general discussion covers all. The sound does show up under the audio indicator that displays sound output from my speakers. but just barely. about 5 pixels from the bottom of the bar at the loudest.

Seriously though if anyone has any idea why this is happening, do tell.
Discuss...

If it's only audio, how do you know it's porn - and soft? Is it really boring music?

Uncheck everything in msconfig>Startup except your AV and gadgets. After restart see if anything writes itself back in. Then do the same thing with msconfig>Services after hiding all MS services. Uncheck everything and make sure it stays that way. Now you have a clean boot. Startup Programs - Change

Next install, update and run full scan of Malwarebytes. Consider swapping out your AV for MSE or Avast 6.

You should be clean.

@gregrocker

There's no music. Just sounds like a chick having an orgasm. As for soft, well she wasn't screaming at the top of her lungs. Anyway thank you so much for the clear and accurate response. I'm working on it now.

@airbot

I know all of the programs installed on my computer. I'm trying to find something out of place.

Hardcore doesn't have to be loud. I'd run SuperAntiSpyware too.

I love how everyone's arguing about the type of porn it is, as well as helping out