I've got some ideas to try. Please say if they are stupid or if you have better ideas. If not I'll probably go buy the stuff tomorrow and have a bash.
1) Get an adaptor USB to internal hard drive, take out my drive, plug it into my netbook, copy all my important stuff across.
Then try, assuming that such cards exist at Maplin:
2) Get a card to give me ps/2 slots, and get some ps/2 to usb adaptors to plug my keyboard and mouse in bypassing the usb ports, then hopefully get into Windows and do something to fix the
drivers! Perhaps this way i can burn some recovery discs and do a repair install.
failing 2) maybe
3) Reset to factory settings (there is an option to do this if i press f11 at startup), then set up my computer all over again. This will probably be a massive pain the the ass and I don't want to do it unless i really have to.
Secret option 4) Repair install. Not sure how to do this. I hear this might require disks, which I don't have. Is it possible to repair install from the recovery partition?
Secret option 5) something to do with linux. I heard you can get a disc that will load linux, and you can then mess around with your windows files. If I knew which bits to delete maybe I could do that. I don't really know which bits i should be messing with so maybe i should skip this.
If I don't let you know how I got on tomorrow, assume I've screwed up my netbook too!