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32GB kit (8GBx4), Ballistix 240-pin DIMM, DDR3 PC3-12800 upgrades for ASUS P9X79 PRO Motherboard, CT2800126 from Crucial.com
(Crucial 32 GB kit, 4X8GB.) Probably likelier to work than two 16GB (4X4GB) kits.
I agree that it's probably absurd, but it's your money.