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USB drives - I know of no limitations on recently manufactured thumb drives. Meaning in the last several years. I remember what you are talking about, but that is history.
At the right shop, you can purchase a 3.5 to 2.5 IDE connection converter for about $5. You can connect that to the secondary IDE port on the laptop if you have one.
For about $15 you can get an IDE to USB converter.
Borrow someone's external IDE drive housing. Remove the drive and connect an IDE DVD drive to it.
CraigsList and eBay are a good place to look for used laptop drives under $20. On CraigsList, look for a craptop that someone is trashing - scavenge the drive.
Or, you could duct tape the DVD to the hard drive and use a Vulcan mind meld. Whatever is easiest.