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First of all, thank you all for taking the time to discuss and troubleshoot my problem. I attempted everything that was passed on to me, with no prevailing success. Extremely confused and mildly anger, I went with one additional bit of advice. GregRocker mentioned an update to BIOS. I never thought of it, nor would have I considered it to be an issue before (remember, I'm a -- what do you call them? -- n00b) I went to another machine, got the updated file, flashed the BIOS, and the som'bitch fired right up.
...wtf?
That was it. Something had gone arye that was easily fixed by a flash of the BIOS. I had even reset my CMOS on countless attempts to get everything running. Needless to say I'm confused; delighted, but confused.
Again, thank you all for your time.