What you are showing in your tutorial doesn't even look familiar to me, Brink! I have no idea what you have. It looks nothing like my screen. You are dealing with someone who really, really has no clue... I will have to study the screenshot steps before I can attempt to show you what I am seeing. It looks pretty overwhelming to me right now.
What I've got at the top of my WLM is two very skinny bars with nothing but text -- no big, shiny icons. One starts with "File," and the other starts with "New."