Consecutive failed SP1 Update error 800B0100

I have had SP1 fail every single time since we got this damn laptop.
It's now affecting the rest of the computer, making updates pile up behind it.
I've been unable to update anything successfully since 12/25 and that was Security update for C++.

Besides running around the forums trying to figure this out, I've done nothing.
I've never done a "hotfix" or used a repair tool or anything really besides running a clean boot and clearing out some space in case that was the issue (which obviously it is not). I'm literally starting from scratch. I need guidance, I am so frustrated with this thing and I just don't have the will to go trying to fix it on my own.

I'm pretty tech savvy so I can navigate pretty well.. I just need to know where to go.

Give me some instructions so I can get this show on the road.
What do you need to help me? :P

Updates that are in queue now;
*Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5.1 on Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 for x64- based Systems (KB2736418)
*Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5.1 on Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 for x64-based Systems (KB2742598)
*Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5.1 on Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 for x64-based Systems (KB2756920)
*Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on XP, Server 2003, Vista, Windows 7, Server 2008, Server 2008 R@ for x64 (KB2736428)
*Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on XP, Server 2003, Vista, Windows 7, Server 2008, Server 2008 R@ for x64 (KB2742595)
*Security Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2757638)
*Security Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2769369)
*Security Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2778930)
*Security Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2785220)
*Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2726535)
*Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2773072)
*Update for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB2786400)
*Windows 7 Service Pack 1 for x64-based Systems (KB976932)
*Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool x64 - January 2013 (KB890830)

Those are the *14* Updates that "Important" that need to be installed.
There are also 6 "Optional" updates, including one for my display, but i'm not worrying about those right now.




Any help is appreciated, and I understand you will need logs and whatnot, I am just not sure which ones or how to acquire them. :)
Thank you,
Kitty

UPDATE:

Windows Resource Protection did not find any integrity violations.

Error Codes:
80010108 & 800B0100 seem to be the ones that come up.


Running the SURT now..... Just been sitting for about 45 minutes now...

Will post logs after SURT finishes if updates still fails.

UPDATE:

I tried to update JUST the SP1 since that's the one I really need to get going and it did fail, so here's the logs.

I can go ahead and try to update all 14 updates at once if you'd rather but with the SP1 update it just sat at 0KBs - 0% for like 20 minutes before it finally decided it was going to fail and come up with the same error 800B0100

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I did NOT cancel the SURT, just in case you were wondering. It did come up saying it was complete, upon which I restarted the computer and tried to install SP1, which failed.

...Are you sure there's nothing else to try first? I guess i'm just a little intimidated by that..?
When I click that link it brings up "Microsoft Fix It" should I go ahead and allow that to run?

Okay, i'll go ahead and do that. I just wasn't sure if I should do the "fix it myself" or if I could go ahead and let this tool do it.

I'll post the results as they come. :)