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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

10 Mar 2011   #1141
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Would you repeat that?
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10 Mar 2011   #1142
Kari

 

Sorry. Don't get it. What did you say?
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10 Mar 2011   #1143
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Sorry I didn't hear you as I was getting my loan approved......
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10 Mar 2011   #1144
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Mortgage your home and get a tank of petrol!


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11 Mar 2011   #1145
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

New Glasses :
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
eyeglasses that she had purchased for her
husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my
husband, He's still not seeing things my way."


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11 Mar 2011   #1146
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
New Glasses :
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
eyeglasses that she had purchased for her
husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my
husband, He's still not seeing things my way."



LPt,

He probably never will......
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11 Mar 2011   #1147
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Try a little harder to please.. ..lol.. that works most of the time.
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12 Mar 2011   #1148
boogieboy

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1 | Windows 10 Pro
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
New Glasses :
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
eyeglasses that she had purchased for her
husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my
husband, He's still not seeing things my way."


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12 Mar 2011   #1149
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

boogie hi.... your Sig is great.. happy Saturday.. Enjoy !!!!
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12 Mar 2011   #1150
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough. They could not afford a larger house so, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (small fireworks),light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to get a second opinion. The second doctor was just about to tell them about the medical procedure for a vasectomy when he realized how truly backwards these people were. This doctor instead told the an to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1...2...3...4...5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.....
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