Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1141

    Would you repeat that?
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  2. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #1142

    Sorry. Don't get it. What did you say?
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  3. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1143

    Sorry I didn't hear you as I was getting my loan approved......
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  4. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #1144

    Mortgage your home and get a tank of petrol!
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  5. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1145

    New Glasses :
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
    eyeglasses that she had purchased for her
    husband a week before.
    "What seems to be the problem, madam?"
    "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my
    husband, He's still not seeing things my way."


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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1146

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    New Glasses :
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
    eyeglasses that she had purchased for her
    husband a week before.
    "What seems to be the problem, madam?"
    "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my
    husband, He's still not seeing things my way."



    LPt,

    He probably never will......
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1147

    Try a little harder to please.. ..lol.. that works most of the time.
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  8. Posts : 4,198
    Windows 10 Pro
       #1148

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    New Glasses :
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
    eyeglasses that she had purchased for her
    husband a week before.
    "What seems to be the problem, madam?"
    "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my
    husband, He's still not seeing things my way."


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  9. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1149

    boogie hi.... your Sig is great.. happy Saturday.. Enjoy !!!!
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  10. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1150

    After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough. They could not afford a larger house so, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have anymore children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

    The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (small fireworks),light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    So, the couple drove to get a second opinion. The second doctor was just about to tell them about the medical procedure for a vasectomy when he realized how truly backwards these people were. This doctor instead told the an to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

    Figuring that both physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1...2...3...4...5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.....
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