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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

30 Mar 2011   #1231
boogieboy

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1 | Windows 10 Pro
 
 

LPt hahahaha great one...

Pebbly.... I'll be carefull with Evil Women
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30 Mar 2011   #1232
smsff7

Windows 7 Pro X64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
A Legal Question :
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.



Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"




Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"




Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".




Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"




Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"




The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.




The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"




To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.




"All right" says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer "It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

LMAO that was a good one
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30 Mar 2011   #1233
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

The very first Original sin was.......................
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Sorry Pebbly!
I couldn't resist posting this one for you.


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30 Mar 2011   #1234
DreemWarrior

Windows 7 ultimate X64
 
 

Not so much a joke as a funny news story.

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the in jury did not appear to be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.
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31 Mar 2011   #1235
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
The very first Original sin was.......................
Attachment 146573

Sorry Pebbly!
I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
I think we should go and sit on the naughty step THW and deeply think about your actions
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31 Mar 2011   #1236
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Pebbly


Good idea.
I've been on the naughty step for a week now.
Someone elses turn.


Mike
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31 Mar 2011   #1237
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Pebbly


Good idea.
I've been on the naughty step for a week now.
Someone elses turn.


Mike
Ooops I'd forgot you were still there Hoppy , sorry, you can get off it now
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31 Mar 2011   #1238
DreemWarrior

Windows 7 ultimate X64
 
 

LMAO


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31 Mar 2011   #1239
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
The very first Original sin was.......................
Attachment 146573

Sorry Pebbly!
I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
I think we should go and sit on the naughty step THW and deeply think about your actions

Pebbly,
I am waiting for you so we can deeply think about............hehehehe
Jokes Thread 2-kari.jpg

My actions!


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31 Mar 2011   #1240
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
The very first Original sin was.......................
Attachment 146573

Sorry Pebbly!
I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
I think we should go and sit on the naughty step THW and deeply think about your actions

Pebbly,
I am waiting for you so we can deeply think about............hehehehe
Attachment 146688

My actions!

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