Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 4,198
    Windows 10 Pro
       #1231

    LPt hahahaha great one...

    Pebbly.... I'll be carefull with Evil Women
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  2. Posts : 346
    Windows 7 Pro X64
       #1232

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    A Legal Question :
    A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.



    Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"




    Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"




    Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".




    Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"




    Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"




    The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.




    The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"




    To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.




    "All right" says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer "It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

    LMAO that was a good one :)
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  3. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1233

    The very first Original sin was.......................
    Jokes Thread 2-first-original-sin.jpg

    Sorry Pebbly!
    I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
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  4. Posts : 589
    Windows 7 ultimate X64
       #1234

    Not so much a joke as a funny news story. :)

    Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
    Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the in jury did not appear to be severe.
    After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.
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  5. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1235

    The Howling Wolves said:
    The very first Original sin was.......................
    Jokes Thread 2-first-original-sin.jpg

    Sorry Pebbly!
    I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
    I think we should go and sit on the naughty step THW and deeply think about your actions
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  6. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #1236

    Pebbly


    Good idea.
    I've been on the naughty step for a week now.
    Someone elses turn.


    Mike
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  7. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1237

    Hopalong X said:
    Pebbly


    Good idea.
    I've been on the naughty step for a week now.
    Someone elses turn.


    Mike
    Ooops I'd forgot you were still there Hoppy , sorry, you can get off it now
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  8. Posts : 589
    Windows 7 ultimate X64
       #1238

    LMAO
    Jokes Thread 2 Attached Images Jokes Thread 2-cartoon.jpg 
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  9. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1239

    pebbly said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    The very first Original sin was.......................
    Jokes Thread 2-first-original-sin.jpg

    Sorry Pebbly!
    I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
    I think we should go and sit on the naughty step THW and deeply think about your actions

    Pebbly,
    I am waiting for you so we can deeply think about............hehehehe
    Jokes Thread 2-kari.jpg

    My actions!
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  10. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1240

    The Howling Wolves said:
    pebbly said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    The very first Original sin was.......................
    Jokes Thread 2-first-original-sin.jpg

    Sorry Pebbly!
    I couldn't resist posting this one for you.
    I think we should go and sit on the naughty step THW and deeply think about your actions

    Pebbly,
    I am waiting for you so we can deeply think about............hehehehe
    Jokes Thread 2-kari.jpg

    My actions!

    Jokes Thread 2-a5a2733659d12d2b468d7d103b087ae6_mjz2111.gif
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