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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

05 Apr 2011   #1261
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
...Should I... uh, get the banjo out now or later?
Cue music! time!

I've got a bad feeling here...


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05 Apr 2011   #1262
DreemWarrior

Windows 7 ultimate X64
 
 

You shore gots a purdy mouth...
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05 Apr 2011   #1263
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

wUNDER who his dentusts ez?
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05 Apr 2011   #1264
spinifex

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
...Should I... uh, get the banjo out now or later?
Cue music! time!

I've got a bad feeling here...
Guess someone had to do it.
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05 Apr 2011   #1265
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

It was all downhill from there...


...s-q-u-e-a-l...
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05 Apr 2011   #1266
spinifex

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp View Post
It was all downhill from there...


...s-q-u-e-a-l...
Very authentic, Steve.


Not from personal experience, i hope????
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05 Apr 2011   #1267
DreemWarrior

Windows 7 ultimate X64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp View Post
It was all downhill from there...


...s-q-u-e-a-l...
Very authentic, Steve.


Not from personal experience, i hope????
HAHA
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05 Apr 2011   #1268
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

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05 Apr 2011   #1269
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

So this woman is in bed asleep in the middle of the night when all of a sudden her drunk husband kicks in the door and comes walking in with a live duck under his arm. He points at the woman and slurs "I just want you to see the dirty pig I've been sleeping with!" The woman replies "You idiot, that's a duck, not a pig." The man replies "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you!"
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06 Apr 2011   #1270
DreemWarrior

Windows 7 ultimate X64
 
 

One night, a torrential rain soaked Southern Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house.

Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards house.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the house, den back again?"

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yeah, dass my husband; I tole dat coonass he gonna cut the grass today, come hell or high water."
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