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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

19 Apr 2011   #1301
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

New antiseptic must have been recalled and taken off the market.....error 404
Next time try soap and water..works for me!
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20 Apr 2011   #1302
Jescruz

Windows home premium 64 bit
 
 

How many computer programs does it take to change a light bulb?


None cuz that's hardwares job.
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22 Apr 2011   #1303
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
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22 Apr 2011   #1304
spinifex

 
 

Excellent, Ms Pebbly.
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22 Apr 2011   #1305
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex View Post
Excellent, Ms Pebbly.
Why thank you kind Sir
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22 Apr 2011   #1306
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

You are in rare form today......Naughty Girl!
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22 Apr 2011   #1307
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"


This is good!
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22 Apr 2011   #1308
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Thank you BFK and THW
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22 Apr 2011   #1309
boohbah

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"
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22 Apr 2011   #1310
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by boohbah View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"
I will leave that one for you boohbah
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