Jokes Thread 2


  1. The Howling Wolves
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       New #1301

    New antiseptic must have been recalled and taken off the market.....error 404
    Next time try soap and water..works for me!
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  3. Jescruz
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    Windows home premium 64 bit
       New #1302

    How many computer programs does it take to change a light bulb?


    None cuz that's hardwares job.
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  4. pebbly
    Posts : 6,244
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       New #1303

    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
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  6. spinifex
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       New #1304

    Excellent, Ms Pebbly.
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  7. pebbly
    Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       New #1305

    spinifex said:
    Excellent, Ms Pebbly.
    Why thank you kind Sir
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  8. The Howling Wolves
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       New #1306

    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

    You are in rare form today......Naughty Girl!
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  10. Bare Foot Kid
    Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       New #1307

    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"


    This is good! :)
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  11. pebbly
    Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       New #1308

    Thank you BFK and THW
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  12. boohbah
    Posts : 14,606
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
       New #1309

    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
    excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"
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  13. pebbly
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       New #1310

    boohbah said:
    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
    excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"
    I will leave that one for you boohbah
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