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New antiseptic must have been recalled and taken off the market.....error 404
Next time try soap and water..works for me!
New antiseptic must have been recalled and taken off the market.....error 404
Next time try soap and water..works for me!
How many computer programs does it take to change a light bulb?
None cuz that's hardwares job.
A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"