Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1301

    New antiseptic must have been recalled and taken off the market.....error 404
    Next time try soap and water..works for me!
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  2. Posts : 5
    Windows home premium 64 bit
       #1302

    How many computer programs does it take to change a light bulb?


    None cuz that's hardwares job.
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  3. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1303

    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
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  4. Posts : 1,364
    Win7 Ultimate x64
       #1304

    Excellent, Ms Pebbly.
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  5. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1305

    spinifex said:
    Excellent, Ms Pebbly.
    Why thank you kind Sir
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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1306

    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

    You are in rare form today......Naughty Girl!
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  7. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #1307

    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"


    This is good! :)
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  8. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1308

    Thank you BFK and THW
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  9. Posts : 14,606
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
       #1309

    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
    excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"
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  10. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1310

    boohbah said:
    pebbly said:
    A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
    "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
    "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
    "You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
    "You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"
    excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"
    I will leave that one for you boohbah
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