[The Howling Wolves]

New antiseptic must have been recalled and taken off the market.....error 404
Next time try soap and water..works for me!

[Jescruz]

How many computer programs does it take to change a light bulb?


None cuz that's hardwares job.

[pebbly]

A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

[spinifex]

Excellent, Ms Pebbly.

[pebbly]

   Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex

Excellent, Ms Pebbly.

Why thank you kind Sir

[The Howling Wolves]

   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly

A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

You are in rare form today......Naughty Girl!

[Bare Foot Kid]

   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly

A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

This is good!

[pebbly]

Thank you BFK and THW

[boohbah]

   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly

A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"

[pebbly]

   Quote: Originally Posted by boohbah

   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly

A nursery school pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat,but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child
"You did WHAT!" exclaimed the teacher
"You know",explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move"

excellent pebbly, tell em the one about the little girl who's dog is called "porky"

I will leave that one for you boohbah