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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

01 May 2011   #1341
pillainp

Windows 8.1 Professional 64-Bit
 
 

On a similar note to the post above, I recall once long ago reading a list of rules for personal safety and conduct for foreign visitors to Australia.

It included the statement "Never pick up a stick to hit a snake..... you may have picked up a snake.." or words to that effect.

Does anyone know where I can find it again?

It would be a great help.

TIA

NPP
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01 May 2011   #1342
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Smartest thing a blonde ever did,

She changed all her passwords to 'incorrect'
So whenever she forgets, the computer will remind her,

Your password is 'incorrect'
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01 May 2011   #1343
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Of course, being a blonde she still gets it wrong, even though she's constantly reminded.
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01 May 2011   #1344
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dinesh View Post
Smartest thing a blonde ever did,

She changed all her passwords to 'incorrect'
So whenever she forgets, the computer will remind her,

Your password is 'incorrect'
Thats the password I use! I never understood and still dont understand how it works or why i do it though...
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01 May 2011   #1345
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dinesh View Post
Smartest thing a blonde ever did,

She changed all her passwords to 'incorrect'
So whenever she forgets, the computer will remind her,

Your password is 'incorrect'
Thats the password I use! I never understood and still dont understand how it works or why i do it though...
Thorsen,

Just use "PASSWORD" like I do.....
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01 May 2011   #1346
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

I use that and 12345
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01 May 2011   #1347
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

My Password:

********

(Please don't tell anyone - it's supposed to be a secret!)
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01 May 2011   #1348
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Mine is R-38 L-24 R-34

or is that the combiation to my safe?

38-24-34 sounds familiar to something?
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02 May 2011   #1349
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Mine is R-38 L-24 R-34

or is that the combiation to my safe?

38-24-34 sounds familiar to something?
Yeah, maybe!

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02 May 2011   #1350
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Mine is R-38 L-24 R-34

or is that the combiation to my safe?

38-24-34 sounds familiar to something?
Mike,
Sounds like Latitude, Longitude and your IQ!
Not sure if they are in the correct order.
THW................your one and only friend.
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