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  1. pillainp
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    On a similar note to the post above, I recall once long ago reading a list of rules for personal safety and conduct for foreign visitors to Australia.

    It included the statement "Never pick up a stick to hit a snake..... you may have picked up a snake.." or words to that effect.

    Does anyone know where I can find it again?

    It would be a great help.

    TIA

    NPP
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  3. Dinesh
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       New #1342

    Smartest thing a blonde ever did,

    She changed all her passwords to 'incorrect'
    So whenever she forgets, the computer will remind her,

    Your password is 'incorrect' :)
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  4. Dwarf
    Posts : 9,582
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       New #1343

    Of course, being a blonde she still gets it wrong, even though she's constantly reminded.
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  6. Thorsen
    Posts : 3,300
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       New #1344

    Dinesh said:
    Smartest thing a blonde ever did,

    She changed all her passwords to 'incorrect'
    So whenever she forgets, the computer will remind her,

    Your password is 'incorrect' :)
    Thats the password I use! I never understood and still dont understand how it works or why i do it though...
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  7. The Howling Wolves
    Posts : 9,537
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       New #1345

    Thorsen said:
    Dinesh said:
    Smartest thing a blonde ever did,

    She changed all her passwords to 'incorrect'
    So whenever she forgets, the computer will remind her,

    Your password is 'incorrect' :)
    Thats the password I use! I never understood and still dont understand how it works or why i do it though...
    Thorsen,

    Just use "PASSWORD" like I do.....
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  8. Thorsen
    Posts : 3,300
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       New #1346

    I use that and 12345
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  10. profdlp
    Posts : 3,187
    Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
       New #1347

    My Password:

    ********

    (Please don't tell anyone - it's supposed to be a secret!)
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  11. Hopalong X
    Posts : 6,349
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       New #1348

    Mine is R-38 L-24 R-34

    or is that the combiation to my safe?

    38-24-34 sounds familiar to something?
    Last edited by Hopalong X; 01 May 2011 at 21:54.
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  12. Bare Foot Kid
    Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       New #1349

    Hopalong X said:
    Mine is R-38 L-24 R-34

    or is that the combiation to my safe?

    38-24-34 sounds familiar to something?

    Yeah, maybe!

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  13. The Howling Wolves
    Posts : 9,537
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       New #1350

    Hopalong X said:
    Mine is R-38 L-24 R-34

    or is that the combiation to my safe?

    38-24-34 sounds familiar to something?
    Mike,
    Sounds like Latitude, Longitude and your IQ!
    Not sure if they are in the correct order.
    THW................your one and only friend.
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