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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

10 May 2011   #1371
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 

Did you hear about the two blondes Who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."
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10 May 2011   #1372
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Could this be true? I'd say so.

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

As for Pebbly and LPt......................You both are BAD!!!! Now go to your room!
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10 May 2011   #1373
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

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10 May 2011   #1374
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

A man walked into his local bar for a quick drink on his way home from work.

As the bartender was serving the man's drink he couldn't help but notice a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants.

"Excuse me", said the barman, "but did you know you've got a steering wheel stuffed down your pants?"

"Yeah, I know", came the reply. "It's driving me nuts!"
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10 May 2011   #1375
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Could this be true? I'd say so.

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

As for Pebbly and LPt......................You both are BAD!!!! Now go to your room!
Therefore, I must be President

My sport of choice is airsoft (6mm bb's)
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10 May 2011   #1376
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Could this be true? I'd say so.

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

As for Pebbly and LPt......................You both are BAD!!!! Now go to your room!
Therefore, I must be President

My sport of choice is airsoft (6mm bb's)
Where would this put a Nuclear Physicist?


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10 May 2011   #1377
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

... Ohhhh my Prof.. I'm afraid to reply to you.. after my Pebbly joke..
she has me wearing the Nauty Girl tag..haha.
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10 May 2011   #1378
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
... Ohhhh my Prof.. I'm afraid to reply to you.. after my Pebbly joke..
she has me wearing the Nauty Girl tag..haha.
This is for both you (LPt) and Pebbly....
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10 May 2011   #1379
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Some old perv is going to google "naughty girls" and get quite a surprise when he lands on this thread.
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11 May 2011   #1380
kronckew

Win 7 ultimate x64 sp1
 
 

A woman is talking to her friend when she says, " It's really a shame, my boyfriend is losing his penis due to syphilis."
The friend looks at her and says, "Oh honey, you don't lose your penis because of syphilis!"
Woman looks back at her and replies, "You do when you've given it to ME..."
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