Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 9,606
    Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
       #1371

    Did you hear about the two blondes Who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

    They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."
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  2. Posts : 9,537
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       #1372

    Could this be true? I'd say so.

    INTERESTING OBSERVATION

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

    2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

    3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

    4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

    5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

    And....

    6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

    THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

    The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

    There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

    As for Pebbly and LPt......................You both are BAD!!!! Now go to your room!
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       #1373
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  4. Posts : 7,730
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       #1374

    A man walked into his local bar for a quick drink on his way home from work.

    As the bartender was serving the man's drink he couldn't help but notice a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants.

    "Excuse me", said the barman, "but did you know you've got a steering wheel stuffed down your pants?"

    "Yeah, I know", came the reply. "It's driving me nuts!"
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  5. Posts : 966
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       #1375

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Could this be true? I'd say so.

    INTERESTING OBSERVATION

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

    2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

    3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

    4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

    5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

    And....

    6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

    THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

    The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

    There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

    As for Pebbly and LPt......................You both are BAD!!!! Now go to your room!
    Therefore, I must be President

    My sport of choice is airsoft (6mm bb's)
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  6. Posts : 3,187
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       #1376

    xarden said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    Could this be true? I'd say so.

    INTERESTING OBSERVATION

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

    2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

    3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

    4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

    5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

    And....

    6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

    THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

    The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

    There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

    As for Pebbly and LPt......................You both are BAD!!!! Now go to your room!
    Therefore, I must be President

    My sport of choice is airsoft (6mm bb's)
    Where would this put a Nuclear Physicist?
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1377

    ... Ohhhh my Prof.. I'm afraid to reply to you.. after my Pebbly joke..
    she has me wearing the Nauty Girl tag..haha.:)
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  8. Posts : 9,537
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       #1378

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    ... Ohhhh my Prof.. I'm afraid to reply to you.. after my Pebbly joke..
    she has me wearing the Nauty Girl tag..haha.:)
    This is for both you (LPt) and Pebbly....
    Jokes Thread 2-naughty.png
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  9. Posts : 3,187
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       #1379

    Some old perv is going to google "naughty girls" and get quite a surprise when he lands on this thread.
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  10. Posts : 256
    Win 7 ultimate x64 sp1
       #1380

    A woman is talking to her friend when she says, " It's really a shame, my boyfriend is losing his penis due to syphilis."
    The friend looks at her and says, "Oh honey, you don't lose your penis because of syphilis!"
    Woman looks back at her and replies, "You do when you've given it to ME..."
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