Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #1391

    That's great Joan! :)
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  2. Posts : 7,538
    Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
       #1392

    Thanks Ted picked it up this morning from one of my newsgroups.
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  3. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #1393



    Joan, have you been attending Kathleen's (Pebbly) School of Risqué Jokes?
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  4. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #1394

    I went to an Indian curry-house last night and had a curried pelican..

    It tasted OK, but the bill was enormous..!!

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  5. Posts : 6,350
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       #1395




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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1396

    seavixen32 said:
    A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.

    As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"

    "Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."

    Is this the same guy on post 1374?
    Must be a short drive!
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  7. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #1397

    The Howling Wolves said:
    seavixen32 said:
    A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.

    As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"

    "Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."

    Is this the same guy on post 1374?
    Must be a short drive!
    Well spotted!! I've deleted the first one. Anyone seen my memory pills?
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  8. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1398

    seavixen32 said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    seavixen32 said:
    A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.

    As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"

    "Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."

    Is this the same guy on post 1374?
    Must be a short drive!
    Well spotted!! I've deleted the first one. Anyone seen my memory pills?
    The guy in post #1374 drove off with your memory pills....I forgot which way he was going.
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  9. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #1399

    Have you forgotten to take your memory pills again, Dennis?
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  10. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1400

    Dwarf said:
    Have you forgotten to take your memory pills again, Dennis?
    No Dwarf, I haven't forgotten to take them .....just can't find the darned things!
    Have you seen them?
    Maybe Hopalong took them!
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