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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

12 May 2011   #1391
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

That's great Joan!
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12 May 2011   #1392
Joan Archer

Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

Thanks Ted picked it up this morning from one of my newsgroups.
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13 May 2011   #1393
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 



Joan, have you been attending Kathleen's (Pebbly) School of Risqué Jokes?
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13 May 2011   #1394
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

I went to an Indian curry-house last night and had a curried pelican..

It tasted OK, but the bill was enormous..!!

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13 May 2011   #1395
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 




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13 May 2011   #1396
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.

As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"

"Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."

Is this the same guy on post 1374?
Must be a short drive!
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13 May 2011   #1397
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.

As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"

"Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."

Is this the same guy on post 1374?
Must be a short drive!
Well spotted!! I've deleted the first one. Anyone seen my memory pills?
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13 May 2011   #1398
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.

As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"

"Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."

Is this the same guy on post 1374?
Must be a short drive!
Well spotted!! I've deleted the first one. Anyone seen my memory pills?
The guy in post #1374 drove off with your memory pills....I forgot which way he was going.
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13 May 2011   #1399
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Have you forgotten to take your memory pills again, Dennis?
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13 May 2011   #1400
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Have you forgotten to take your memory pills again, Dennis?
No Dwarf, I haven't forgotten to take them .....just can't find the darned things!
Have you seen them?
Maybe Hopalong took them!
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