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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

13 May 2011   #1401
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

I guess you might be right there, Dennis. On the other hand, they are memory pills. Perhaps you've forgotten where you've put them?
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13 May 2011   #1402
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
I guess you might be right there, Dennis. On the other hand, they are memory pills. Perhaps you've forgotten where you've put them?

Dwarf.................
Put What?
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13 May 2011   #1403
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

I can't remember.
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13 May 2011   #1404
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Dwarf,
We are in deep do do!
Maybe some nice looking lady will come along and help us.................ah help us with what?
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13 May 2011   #1405
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

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13 May 2011   #1406
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

So that's where my black lace panties are....................
I've been looking all over the place for them.
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13 May 2011   #1407
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'

Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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13 May 2011   #1408
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

When she was 65 my mother was advised by her doctor to take up walking to keep her arthritis at bay.

She's 85 now and we haven't a clue where she is.
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13 May 2011   #1409
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Lol, posted this once before

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~Ellen DeGeneres

A Guy
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13 May 2011   #1410
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed – I never knew they worked.
~ Les Dawson
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