Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #1401

    I guess you might be right there, Dennis. On the other hand, they are memory pills. Perhaps you've forgotten where you've put them?
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  2. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1402

    Dwarf said:
    I guess you might be right there, Dennis. On the other hand, they are memory pills. Perhaps you've forgotten where you've put them?

    Dwarf.................
    Put What?
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  3. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #1403

    I can't remember.
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  4. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1404

    Dwarf,
    We are in deep do do!
    Maybe some nice looking lady will come along and help us.................ah help us with what?
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  5. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #1405

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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1406

    So that's where my black lace panties are....................
    I've been looking all over the place for them.
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  7. Posts : 7,781
    Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
       #1407

    A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'

    Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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  8. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #1408

    When she was 65 my mother was advised by her doctor to take up walking to keep her arthritis at bay.

    She's 85 now and we haven't a clue where she is.
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  9. Posts : 53,657
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1409

    Lol, posted this once before

    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
    ~Ellen DeGeneres

    A Guy
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  10. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #1410

    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed – I never knew they worked.
    ~ Les Dawson
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