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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

19 Jul 2011   #1621
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Beware of older men....

'I was behind you at McDonalds'
Dennis! That's the last time we're letting you go to McDonalds on your own.

Dwarf,
I suppose you want my daily schedule of when I go to McDonalds so you can join!

Mike(Hopalong X and Nick(PooManUK) have already put in their bids.
THW
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19 Jul 2011   #1622
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Don't tell me that Mike and Nick were with you at the time? Did you blindfold them or make them wear Topper's blinkers?
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19 Jul 2011   #1623
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Don't tell me that Mike and Nick were with you at the time? Did you blindfold them or make them wear Topper's blinkers?

No, they were sitting at the far table and couldn't see what I was up to!
Both knew I was up to no good by the grin I had on my face when I returned to help
them with their coloring books. Old geezer's can't even stay within the lines!
THW
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19 Jul 2011   #1624
arkhi

Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
 
 

How many F's are in the following sentence?

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULTS OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEAERS.













Did you count it right?
.sɹǝʇʇǝן xıs ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ
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20 Jul 2011   #1625
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Um... I counted 4?

lol ok i got it now. realized where i missed
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20 Jul 2011   #1626
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

6

A Guy
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20 Jul 2011   #1627
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

I counted twelve, but then again, I am really drunk.

I'll check back and see how many there are in the morning.
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20 Jul 2011   #1628
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

PS: I do not drink. I just make dumb jokes about it.
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20 Jul 2011   #1629
JMH

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
 
 

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my ****ing ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"
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20 Jul 2011   #1630
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Stand By Your Man

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest, you have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right there. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."
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