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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

22 Jul 2011   #1641
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

LPT

My wife and I are both rolling on the floor laughing about Texas.

Best joke I ever read in 55 years!!!!




August 8th and 9th sound wonderful!
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22 Jul 2011   #1642
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
LPT

My wife and I are both rolling on the floor laughing about Texas.

Best joke I ever read in 55 years!!!!




August 8th and 9th sound wonderful?

Mike,
It took you 55 years to learn how to read?
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22 Jul 2011   #1643
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Mike WTG.. when I read it.... I just had to share it here.. I too rolled laughing out loud.. just hope no one passing the house could hear me .
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22 Jul 2011   #1644
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Eileen was watching TV and I was half watching and reading the joke.

I started laughing so hard and loud Eileen looked at me with that "What the ??? is wrong with you" look.

She had to read it then.
Too funny!
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22 Jul 2011   #1645
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

We all need a great laugh ocassionally.. this was our time.

Wishing you a wonderful weekend..
I so hope we get some much needed rain.. this is getting serious here..along with this awful heat.

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24 Jul 2011   #1646
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

"BAIL'EM OUT!? Heck, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"

"What are we thinking"
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25 Jul 2011   #1647
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by the howling wolves View Post
"bail'em out!? Heck, back in 1990, the government seized the mustang ranch brothel in nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"

"what are we thinking"
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25 Jul 2011   #1648
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
"BAIL'EM OUT!? Heck, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"

"What are we thinking"
Attachment 166839
It was too far from Washington D.C. for Congress to make use of it.
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27 Jul 2011   #1649
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

A professor at Michigan State University was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
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28 Jul 2011   #1650
wilywombat

win7
 
 

I was talking to a mate the other day. He said that he had just spent a great night making love to his girlfriend and it reminded him of Kim Bassinger and the film nine and a half weeks. I said I made love to my wife once a month and it was like that Bruce Lee film "Enter the Dragon"...
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