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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

16 Aug 2011   #1741
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Older gentleman to younger gentleman, "I have forgotten more than you have learned in your entire life time.......what were we discussing?"
Mike,
Weren't we discussing the Fax's of Life?
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16 Aug 2011   #1742
Chilidawg

windows 7 professional 64-bit
 
 

I am sooooo gonna use that bi-sacksual thing the next time I'm in the grocery store.
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16 Aug 2011   #1743
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

- Why, it seems like only yesterday..

- what does?

Tuesday..


NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..
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16 Aug 2011   #1744
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Older gentleman to younger gentleman, "I have forgotten more than you have learned in your entire life time.......what were we discussing?"
Mike,
Weren't we discussing the Fax's of Life?
Let me check my mimeograph.


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16 Aug 2011   #1745
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post
- Why, it seems like only yesterday..

- what does?

Tuesday..


NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..
Good thing it is Wednesday!
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16 Aug 2011   #1746
smsff7

Windows 7 Pro X64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post
- Why, it seems like only yesterday..

- what does?

Tuesday..


NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..
Good thing it is Wednesday!
It is about 30 min till, for me
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17 Aug 2011   #1747
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

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17 Aug 2011   #1748
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Now that it is Thursday everyone can come back next week on Wednesday so the joke Bugmeister posted makes sense.
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17 Aug 2011   #1749
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

It's still Wednesday for me, so it must be for you as well, seeing as though you are 6hrs behind me (2pm BST - 8am your time).
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17 Aug 2011   #1750
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92
year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
20th floor assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder,
the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could
have sex... he could also fly.'
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