Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1741

    Hopalong X said:
    Older gentleman to younger gentleman, "I have forgotten more than you have learned in your entire life time.......what were we discussing?"
    Mike,
    Weren't we discussing the Fax's of Life?
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  2. Posts : 74
    windows 7 professional 64-bit
       #1742

    I am sooooo gonna use that bi-sacksual thing the next time I'm in the grocery store.
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  3. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #1743

    - Why, it seems like only yesterday..

    - what does?

    Tuesday..


    NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
    but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..
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  4. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #1744

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Hopalong X said:
    Older gentleman to younger gentleman, "I have forgotten more than you have learned in your entire life time.......what were we discussing?"
    Mike,
    Weren't we discussing the Fax's of Life?
    Let me check my mimeograph.


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  5. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #1745

    BugMeister said:
    - Why, it seems like only yesterday..

    - what does?

    Tuesday..


    NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
    but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..
    Good thing it is Wednesday!
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  6. Posts : 346
    Windows 7 Pro X64
       #1746

    Hopalong X said:
    BugMeister said:
    - Why, it seems like only yesterday..

    - what does?

    Tuesday..


    NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
    but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..
    Good thing it is Wednesday!
    It is about 30 min till, for me
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  7. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #1747

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  8. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #1748

    Now that it is Thursday everyone can come back next week on Wednesday so the joke Bugmeister posted makes sense.
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  9. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #1749

    It's still Wednesday for me, so it must be for you as well, seeing as though you are 6hrs behind me (2pm BST - 8am your time).
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1750

    ELDERLY SEX
    One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92
    year-old husband in bed with another woman.
    She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
    20th floor assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
    Brought before the court on the charge of murder,
    the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
    She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could
    have sex... he could also fly.'
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