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28 Aug 2011
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#1781
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Best Answer
This is thankfully not from this forum.
"How do i check my computer's memory usage?"
"I have a dell laptop and I want to check the memory usage on it. Any help?"
Best Answer - Chosen by......
"Check you hardisk. Go to my computer and see your hardisk then it you find one of your hardisk. Click right click and then you will see a list and then choose properties. For me my hardisk is in local disk c"
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My System Specs |
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System Manufacturer/Model Number Custom Built by me.
OS Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
CPU Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
Motherboard Gigabyte GA-X38-DS4
Memory 2X2GB DDR2 PC6400 800MHZ DUAL CHANNEL
Graphics Card XFX RADEON HD 6850 1GB GDDR5
Sound Card 2/4/5.1/7.1-channel Realtek High Definition
Monitor(s) Displays Samsung LE40A656F1 1080p 100Hz LCD HD TV 50,000:1
Screen Resolution 1366x768 in Desktop,1920x1080p in gaming and video
Keyboard Wireless Logitech LX710
Mouse Logitech Wireless Gaming Mouse G700
PSU THERMALTAKE W0229 TOUGHPOWER XT 750W
Case A-Case Twin Engine BB
Cooling 3 x thermaltake smart case fan II + 1 arctic cooling fan
Hard Drives C:\WD VelociRaptor 150 GB,10,000 RPM
E:\WESTERN DIGITAL WD15EADS 1.5TB CAVIAR GREEN SATA2 F:\WESTERN DIGITAL WD15EADS 1.5TB CAVIAR GREEN SATA2
Internet Speed ADSL 12000 plus
Other Info Mouse Logitech G700,with 13 buttons who needs keyboard in RPG?
D:\Sony high speed sata Dvd Rewriter
Logitech Cordless Rumblepad 2
28 Aug 2011
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#1782
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Quote: Originally Posted by panais
This is thankfully not from this forum.
"How do i check my computer's memory usage?"
"I have a dell laptop and I want to check the memory usage on it. Any help?"
Best Answer - Chosen by......
"Check you hardisk. Go to my computer and see your hardisk then it you find one of your hardisk. Click right click and then you will see a list and then choose properties. For me my hardisk is in local disk c"

Must have been a Dell Applesauce.
Maybe a Dell OSsux.
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My System Specs |
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System Manufacturer/Model Number Hopalong/ Godzilla
OS Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
CPU Intel Core i7-870 Lynnfield 2.93GHz LGA 1156 95W Quad-Core
Motherboard ASUS P7P55D-E PRO
Memory 8GB@1400MHz Crucial Ballistix DDR3-1600 4x2GB
Graphics Card ASUS ENGTX460 DirectCU/2DI/1GD5 1GB 256-bit GDDR5
Sound Card VIA Onboard
Monitor(s) Displays Asus VS248H-P 24"; Samsung SyncMaster 941BW 19"ws
Screen Resolution 1920x1080; 1440x900
Keyboard Logitech K-320
Mouse Kensington
PSU COOLER MASTER Silent Pro RS850-AMBAJ3-US 850W Modular
Case COOLER MASTER HAF 932 RC-932-KKN5-GP Black
Cooling Scythe "Mugen-2 Rev.B" (2 ScytheKaze-Jyuni PWM fans)
Hard Drives Samsung 830 120GB SSD
Intel 320 120GB SSD
Western Digital Caviar Black WD7501AALS 750GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s
Western Digital Caviar Black WD6401AALS 640GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s
Antivirus Avast Inernet Suite
Browser IE 9 ; Chrome
28 Aug 2011
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#1783
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Quote: Originally Posted by Phone Man
A blind man walks into a bar. Sits down and orders a drink. He then asks if anyone wants to hear a blond joke. The bartender says before you tell your joke you need to know that I am a blond and a female weight lifter, the girl on your right is blond and a professional wrestler and the girl on your left is blond and a professional boxer. Now do you really want to tell a blond joke? He thinks a minuet and replies, never mind I don't want to explain the joke 3 times.
Jim 
WTG Jim.. that's a good one.. lol...  
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My System Specs |
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Computer type Laptop
System Manufacturer/Model Number Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
OS Windows 8 - 64-bit
CPU 2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
Memory 8GB DDR3
Graphics Card Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
Monitor(s) Displays 17.3" Ultrabright HD widescreen LED-backlit LCD
Screen Resolution 1280 X 1024
Keyboard Multi Gesture Touchpad
Mouse USB - portable mouse... I added this
PSU Intel B960 processor
Case XXXXX
Cooling XXXXX
Hard Drives 1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
DVD-Super Multi DL drive
Antivirus Avast
Browser I E 10
Other Info I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN
•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
30 Aug 2011
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#1784
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The Wee Button
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house
exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly?
I can't button me pants."
"Oh Angus, I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs
and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit
of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.
The little lady looks at him and says, "My God, what happened to
ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she
did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off
the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in."
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My System Specs |
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Computer type Laptop
System Manufacturer/Model Number Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
OS Windows 8 - 64-bit
CPU 2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
Memory 8GB DDR3
Graphics Card Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
Monitor(s) Displays 17.3" Ultrabright HD widescreen LED-backlit LCD
Screen Resolution 1280 X 1024
Keyboard Multi Gesture Touchpad
Mouse USB - portable mouse... I added this
PSU Intel B960 processor
Case XXXXX
Cooling XXXXX
Hard Drives 1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
DVD-Super Multi DL drive
Antivirus Avast
Browser I E 10
Other Info I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN
•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
31 Aug 2011
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#1785
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A man was given a parrot as a birthday gift. Unfortunately, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word screeched by the parrot was rude, obnoxious and laced with swearwords.
The man tried everything he could to stop the parrot from swearing too much, but he finally lost patience and yelled at the parrot to shut up. The parrott swore even more profusely, which made the man haul it out of its cage and shake it furiously, but the more the parrot was shook the angrier it became.
In desperation, the man grabbed the parrot and threw it in the freezer and closed the lid. For a few minutes the parrot kicked and squawked, but then there was total silence.
Fearing he'd gone too far, the man quickly opened the freezer lid. The parrot very calmly stepped out of the freezer and stood on the man's outstretched hands and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm very sorry for all the trouble I've caused you and I intend to do anything I can to correct my obnoxious behaviour."
The man was absolutely stunned at this contrite reaction by the parrot, but as he was about to ask what had caused such a dramatic change in attitude, the bird spoke, very softly.
"If it's not too much trouble, may I ask what the chicken did?"
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My System Specs |
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System Manufacturer/Model Number HP Pavilion Elite 495UK
OS Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
CPU Intel Core i7 870 @ 2.93GHz
Motherboard MSI 2A9C (CPU1)
Memory 8Gb Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 664MHz
Graphics Card nVidia GeForce GTX 460 1024MB dedicated RAM
Sound Card Realtek HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays HP2310i
Screen Resolution 1920 x 1080
Keyboard Logitech K750 solar-powered keyboard
Mouse Logitech Wireless M180 mouse
PSU 460W
Case HP Elite
Cooling Air cooled
Hard Drives 1x1954GB Hitachi HDS22020ALA 330 (RAID), 1x1954GB Hitachi External for backup and storage
Internet Speed 2Mb
Other Info Pure Avanti Flow Internet Radio with iPod Dock, 64Gb iPod, HP USB Speakers, Sony MDR-V500 Headphones, Sony Vaio F-Series Laptop
31 Aug 2011
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#1786
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Lol, a repeat, but still good
A Guy
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My System Specs |
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Computer type PC/Desktop
OS Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
CPU INTEL Core i5-750 Quad-Core 3.37GHz
Motherboard ASUS P7P55D
Memory HyperX Fury Black Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) 1866Mhz
Graphics Card EVGA GeForce GTX 750 Superclocked 1GB 128-Bit GDDR5
Monitor(s) Displays LG 27MP33HQ 27" IPS
Screen Resolution 1920 x 1080
PSU ANTEC TruePower New TP-550, 80 PLUS, 550W
Case ANTEC Three Hundred Illusion
Cooling COOLER MASTER Hyper 212 Plus, 4 x 120mm 1 x 140mm Noctua's
Hard Drives Samsung 840 Evo 120GB, SEAGATE 500GB Barracuda® 7200.12, SATA 3 Gb/s, 7200 RPM, 16MB cache
Internet Speed 85 + Mbps
Antivirus Avast
Browser Opera
01 Sep 2011
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#1787
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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job, given her liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."
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My System Specs |
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System Manufacturer/Model Number HP M9077c
OS Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
CPU Intel(R)Core(TM)2 quad Q6600@2.4GHz 2.39GHz
Motherboard ASUSeK
Memory 6GB DDR2 6400
Graphics Card GeForce 8500/512MB
Sound Card Realtek High Def Audio
Monitor(s) Displays HP w2408 LCD 24" widescreen
Screen Resolution 1920x1200
Keyboard MS wireless Inteli
Mouse MS wireless Inteli
Cooling 6 pack of Bud
01 Sep 2011
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#1788
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Due to a power outage, The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.. Little Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom And he began to cry. The paramedic then asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
She quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, spank him again!
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My System Specs |
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System Manufacturer/Model Number DELL
OS Windows 8 Pro
CPU intel i3 2.40 Ghz
Motherboard DELL inc
Memory 6 GB RAM
Graphics Card Integrated Intel HD
Sound Card Realtek high definition SRS surround sound
Screen Resolution 1366*768
Hard Drives 320 GB
Internet Speed 1Mbps
04 Sep 2011
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#1789
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Ring Ringrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi, Honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**
Brief Pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it, Daddy.'**
**'And what happened, Honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming pool'? ............**
**Is this 486-5731?'*
**No, I think you have the wrong number........*
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My System Specs |
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Computer type Laptop
System Manufacturer/Model Number Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
OS Windows 8 - 64-bit
CPU 2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
Memory 8GB DDR3
Graphics Card Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
Monitor(s) Displays 17.3" Ultrabright HD widescreen LED-backlit LCD
Screen Resolution 1280 X 1024
Keyboard Multi Gesture Touchpad
Mouse USB - portable mouse... I added this
PSU Intel B960 processor
Case XXXXX
Cooling XXXXX
Hard Drives 1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
DVD-Super Multi DL drive
Antivirus Avast
Browser I E 10
Other Info I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN
•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
04 Sep 2011
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#1790
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An old Les Dawson joke or two about his mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law lay at death's door, but I said to the wife: "Don't worry, I'll pull her through."
When my mother-in-law visits, the mice jump on the traps.
I always keep a picture of the mother-in-law hanging over the fireplace. Well, it keeps the kids away from the fire.
When the mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I thought: "Good Lord, I didn't think they worked!"
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My System Specs |
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System Manufacturer/Model Number HP Pavilion Elite 495UK
OS Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
CPU Intel Core i7 870 @ 2.93GHz
Motherboard MSI 2A9C (CPU1)
Memory 8Gb Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 664MHz
Graphics Card nVidia GeForce GTX 460 1024MB dedicated RAM
Sound Card Realtek HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays HP2310i
Screen Resolution 1920 x 1080
Keyboard Logitech K750 solar-powered keyboard
Mouse Logitech Wireless M180 mouse
PSU 460W
Case HP Elite
Cooling Air cooled
Hard Drives 1x1954GB Hitachi HDS22020ALA 330 (RAID), 1x1954GB Hitachi External for backup and storage
Internet Speed 2Mb
Other Info Pure Avanti Flow Internet Radio with iPod Dock, 64Gb iPod, HP USB Speakers, Sony MDR-V500 Headphones, Sony Vaio F-Series Laptop
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