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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

07 Oct 2011   #1851
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

It's just been announced that the Bank of England has announced it has authorised the printing of another £75 billion to pump into the economy.

That's the bankers' bonuses taken care of then.

What really pisses me off though is that if I print a few banknotes and get caught, I'm done for forgery. The shysters in charge can print billions of banknotes and they are considered to be saving the economy.

Perverse.
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07 Oct 2011   #1852
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
It's just been announced that the Bank of England has announced it has authorised the printing of another £75 billion to pump into the economy.

That's the bankers' bonuses taken care of then.

What really pisses me off though is that if I print a few banknotes and get caught, I'm done for forgery. The shysters in charge can print billions of banknotes and they are considered to be saving the economy.

Perverse.
They frown on printing your own on this side of the pond also!!!

The Federal Reserve prints all they want.
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07 Oct 2011   #1853
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
It's just been announced that the Bank of England has announced it has authorised the printing of another £75 billion to pump into the economy.

That's the bankers' bonuses taken care of then.

What really pisses me off though is that if I print a few banknotes and get caught, I'm done for forgery. The shysters in charge can print billions of banknotes and they are considered to be saving the economy.

Perverse.
They frown on printing your own on this side of the pond also!!!

The Federal Reserve prints all they want.
I have tried printing my own..................I even put my own picture on it.
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07 Oct 2011   #1854
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
I have tried printing my own..................I even put my own picture on it.
That figures!
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07 Oct 2011   #1855
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
I have tried printing my own..................I even put my own picture on it.
That figures!
Mike,
Don't be laughing at me.....I cashed some of it in and got Euro money in exchange..
Next plan is to get pesos's!
When I get through I will buy you a new computer.
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07 Oct 2011   #1856
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
It's just been announced that the Bank of England has announced it has authorised the printing of another £75 billion to pump into the economy.

That's the bankers' bonuses taken care of then.

What really pisses me off though is that if I print a few banknotes and get caught, I'm done for forgery. The shysters in charge can print billions of banknotes and they are considered to be saving the economy.

Perverse.
They frown on printing your own on this side of the pond also!!!

The Federal Reserve prints all they want.
I have tried printing my own..................I even put my own picture on it.
We have a picture of an old queen on ours.
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07 Oct 2011   #1857
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
We have a picture of an old queen on ours.
I probably can't post my response without getting banned.
It has nothing to do with your Queen.
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07 Oct 2011   #1858
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
We have a picture of an old queen on ours.
I probably can't post my response without getting banned.
It has nothing to do with your Queen.
Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.
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07 Oct 2011   #1859
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
We have a picture of an old queen on ours.
I probably can't post my response without getting banned.
It has nothing to do with your Queen.
Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
07 Oct 2011   #1860
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
We have a picture of an old queen on ours.
I probably can't post my response without getting banned.
It has nothing to do with your Queen.
Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

SEAVIXEN,
Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
At lease I hope he was...hehehe
Come on Mike give me your best shot!
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