Jokes Thread 2


  1. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #1861

    The Howling Wolves said:
    seavixen32 said:
    Hopalong X said:
    I probably can't post my response without getting banned.
    It has nothing to do with your Queen.
    Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

    I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

    SEAVIXEN,
    Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
    At lease I hope he was...hehehe
    Come on Mike give me your best shot!
    Can't wait to see it.
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  2. Posts : 5,405
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
       #1862

    seavixen32 said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    seavixen32 said:

    Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

    I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

    SEAVIXEN,
    Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
    At lease I hope he was...hehehe
    Come on Mike give me your best shot!
    Can't wait to see it.
      My Computer


  3. whs
    Posts : 26,213
    Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
       #1863

    The Human Body - very informative!

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).


    The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


    Women
    will be finished reading this by now.
    Men
    are still busy checking their thumbs.
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  4. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1864

    Do they make thumb stretchers.
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  5. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1865

    Layback Bear said:
    Do they make thumb stretchers.
    I would rather have the other thing stretched!
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  6. Posts : 5,405
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
       #1866

    A joke from inside


    Ok,for me this is still funny :)

    Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
    Have you pulled and reseated it?""

    OP ""which memory?""
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  7. Posts : 6,669
    Windows 7 x64
       #1867

    panais said:
    Ok,for me this is still funny :)

    Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
    Have you pulled and reseated it?""

    OP ""which memory?""

    lol when I showed him a picture of it he said "THAT'S RAM"
    then completely ignored me, I gave up on that thread from what I'm seeing in my notifications people are still trying to get him to just do the most basic of things without just coming up with some sort of comeback that has nothing to do with 'the price of tea in china' as my aunt used to say.
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  8. Posts : 5,405
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
       #1868

    Maguscreed said:
    panais said:
    Ok,for me this is still funny :)

    Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
    Have you pulled and reseated it?""

    OP ""which memory?""

    lol when I showed him a picture of it he said "THAT'S RAM"
    then completely ignored me, I gave up on that thread from what I'm seeing in my notifications people are still trying to get him to just do the most basic of things without just coming up with some sort of comeback that has nothing to do with 'the price of tea in china' as my aunt used to say.
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  9. Posts : 2,686
    Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
       #1869

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Layback Bear said:
    Do they make thumb stretchers.
    I would rather have the other thing stretched!
    OUCH!!!

    Jim
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1870

    There's just NO hope for you guys.. you stray away too easily.. or did you just forget again.. then begin with what had stayed with you ??
    I think that may well be elephant talk.
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