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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

08 Oct 2011   #1871
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Mike , you have confirmed my point !!!!!.....lol
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08 Oct 2011   #1872
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Let's face it, only a man could possibly conceive that 2 inches is as good as a foot!
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08 Oct 2011   #1873
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Probably so, but I'm sure we could stretch things a bit.
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08 Oct 2011   #1874
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Ain't got a clue!
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08 Oct 2011   #1875
Maguscreed

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 x64
 
 

I thought it was a joke thread.

like this old man wanders into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
"I have this horrible problem I married a very attractive much younger woman and all she wants is to have sex all the time"
The doctor pulls out his pad to write up a prescription for viagra when the old man continues
"no doc you don't understand, I can't remember where I live"
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08 Oct 2011   #1876
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I thought it was a joke thread.

like this old man wanders into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
"I have this horrible problem I married a very attractive much younger woman and all she wants is to have sex all the time"
The doctor pulls out his pad to write up a prescription for viagra when the old man continues
"no doc you don't understand, I can't remember where I live"
You sure?? When do the jokes start??


LPt, Seavixen, Maguscreed and others

I love it. I haven't laughed this much in ....weeks.
I needed some conversating and laughter.
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08 Oct 2011   #1877
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by whs View Post
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Generally pooh pooh these things, but on this one I agree





A Guy
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08 Oct 2011   #1878
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Double zipped.
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08 Oct 2011   #1879
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

The trouble with me is I am all.....................THUMBS!
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08 Oct 2011   #1880
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 

I sure had a good laugh. I still have tears in my eyes - at 5AM.
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