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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

24 Sep 2010   #181
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

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If that's the case, then I would be headed for the tavern for a Whiskey IV hook up!


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24 Sep 2010   #182
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

I burglar breaks into a house. He's barely taken two steps when he hears a disembodied voice say:

"Jesus is watching"

The burglar freezes in his tracks and waits for 5 minutes, but nothing happens.

As he starts to move, he hears the same voice saying: "Jesus is watching"

He stands still for 5 minutes, and then reaches into his pocket and turns on his flashlight.

As he scans the room, he see's a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room.

He looks at the parrot and says "Hey Parrot, was that you?"

The parrot looks back and says "Yes, it was."

The burglar chuckles and says "So what's your name bird?"

The bird says "My name is Polly."

The burglar laughs and says "Geeez, that's a stupid name. Who's the idiot that gave you that name?"

The bird says "The same idiot that named the Rottweiler Jesus."
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24 Sep 2010   #183
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

This Funny World... what harm ?
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24 Sep 2010   #184
JohnUnderscore

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

The Best Joke Ever?



The best joke ever?


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24 Sep 2010   #185
arkhi

Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
I burglar breaks into a house. He's barely taken two steps when he hears a disembodied voice say..
The other version I've read (from this thread also) says that the parrot's name is Moses.
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25 Sep 2010   #186
nithig

Windows 7 Pro 64bit SP1
 
 

Scene - the breakfast table.
She (quoting from newspaper) reads,
"It says here that those who avoid alcohol have longer lives."
He: "Serves 'em right."
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25 Sep 2010   #187
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by nithig View Post
Scene - the breakfast table.
She (quoting from newspaper) reads,
"It says here that those who avoid alcohol have longer lives."
He: "Serves 'em right."





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25 Sep 2010   #188
lorddenis

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
This Funny World... what harm ?
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25 Sep 2010   #189
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Glad you liked it also...
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26 Sep 2010   #190
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't Miss Derek The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and
The same sign 'Don't Miss Derek The Amazing Scotsman'.
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
'You're incredible!' he told the Scotsman. 'But I have to know
Something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?'



'Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.'
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