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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

25 Aug 2010   #11
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Q: What is the height of pressure?
A: A man keeping the laptop on his girlfriend's back and working on both of them simultaneously.
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25 Aug 2010   #12
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by kronckew View Post
as this is the beginning of a new thread, we must have a chicken joke:

Q. why did the chicken kill itself?
A. to get to the other side.

Why did the teddy bear cross the road?


It was stapled to the chicken.
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25 Aug 2010   #13
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Why did the one armed man cross the road?


To get to the second hand store.
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25 Aug 2010   #14
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

A Bear and a Rabbit are walking through the woods.

The Bear asks the Rabbit "You ever have a problem with s**t sticking to your fur?"

The Rabbit says "nope."

They walk a little farther and the Bear says "You sure you don't have a problem with s**t sticking to your fur?"

The Rabbit says "no."

The Bear says "Great!", grabs the Rabbit and wipes his rear with him.
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25 Aug 2010   #15
periboob

Windows 7 Pro 64
 
 

Could you be more specific? I am pretty hard to offend, and I dont know which term(s) you object to. I like the quote "You always have the right to not be oppressed, you never have the right to not be offended". And it turns out that you could never complete a sentence without offending someone.
Racial Slurs Database
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25 Aug 2010   #16
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Nevermind, its been removed.
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25 Aug 2010   #17
z3r010

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by periboob View Post
Could you be more specific? I am pretty hard to offend, and I dont know which term(s) you object to. I like the quote "You always have the right to not be oppressed, you never have the right to not be offended". And it turns out that you could never complete a sentence without offending someone.
Racial Slurs Database

Keep it clean, I dont want to have to remove posts again.
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25 Aug 2010   #18
periboob

Windows 7 Pro 64
 
 

I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

Guess I will just go back to lurking.
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25 Aug 2010   #19
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

There was nothing offensive. But I m sure you do not speak such language at home. Similarly, this forums has members of every age group and some might not like it.
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25 Aug 2010   #20
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by periboob View Post
I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

Guess I will just go back to lurking.
Just keep in mind this is a family forum. G-rated, well maybe PG rated
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