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  1. Posts : 8,476
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       #11

    Q: What is the height of pressure?
    A: A man keeping the laptop on his girlfriend's back and working on both of them simultaneously.
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  2. Posts : 3,300
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       #12

    kronckew said:
    as this is the beginning of a new thread, we must have a chicken joke:

    Q. why did the chicken kill itself?
    A. to get to the other side.

    Why did the teddy bear cross the road?


    It was stapled to the chicken.
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       #13

    Why did the one armed man cross the road?


    To get to the second hand store.
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  4. Posts : 7,781
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       #14

    A Bear and a Rabbit are walking through the woods.

    The Bear asks the Rabbit "You ever have a problem with s**t sticking to your fur?"

    The Rabbit says "nope."

    They walk a little farther and the Bear says "You sure you don't have a problem with s**t sticking to your fur?"

    The Rabbit says "no."

    The Bear says "Great!", grabs the Rabbit and wipes his rear with him.
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  5. Posts : 83
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       #15

    Could you be more specific? I am pretty hard to offend, and I dont know which term(s) you object to. I like the quote "You always have the right to not be oppressed, you never have the right to not be offended". And it turns out that you could never complete a sentence without offending someone.
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       #16

    Nevermind, its been removed.
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  7. Posts : 48,212
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       #17

    periboob said:
    Could you be more specific? I am pretty hard to offend, and I dont know which term(s) you object to. I like the quote "You always have the right to not be oppressed, you never have the right to not be offended". And it turns out that you could never complete a sentence without offending someone.
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    Keep it clean, I dont want to have to remove posts again.
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  8. Posts : 83
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       #18

    I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

    Guess I will just go back to lurking.
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  9. Posts : 8,476
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       #19

    There was nothing offensive. But I m sure you do not speak such language at home. Similarly, this forums has members of every age group and some might not like it.
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  10. Posts : 11,991
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       #20

    periboob said:
    I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

    Guess I will just go back to lurking.
    Just keep in mind this is a family forum. G-rated, well maybe PG rated
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