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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

06 Oct 2010   #231
derekimo

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Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

I just thought you were a heavy smoker.....
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06 Oct 2010   #232
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
I just thought you were a heavy smoker.....


For once in you lifetime, you thought!!!!!
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06 Oct 2010   #233
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

I've seen worse.

(Unfortunately...)
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06 Oct 2010   #234
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I never drink.. I want to KNOW ...if I've had a good time..
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06 Oct 2010   #235
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I never drink.. I want to KNOW ...if I've had a good time..
You are a very smart woman.
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06 Oct 2010   #236
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

prof hi.... thanks very much.. that's just been my policy for all these years.
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07 Oct 2010   #237
Techymike

windows 7 home premium 64, and Windows 10 64 bit
 
 

YouTube - Madtv - Apple I-rack

This is so funny.
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07 Oct 2010   #238
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Techymike View Post
Here you go.

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07 Oct 2010   #239
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

This is a JOKE.. Enjoy !!!

Three West Indians on Death Row.

Have a chuckle..... >Three West Indians on Death Row are waiting to
be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal-:

The Bajan responds, "Flying fish."
The warden serves him his Flying fish, and then escorts him to his
execution.

The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork.
The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his
execution.

The Trini requests a bag of plums.
"Plums???"
"Yes, plums."
The warden replies, "but them outa season!"
"So?" replies the Trini. "Ah go wait..."
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07 Oct 2010   #240
Techymike

windows 7 home premium 64, and Windows 10 64 bit
 
 

Try this on a good friend.

Ask them if they have ever seen an Axxhole wrapped in plastic?

Most people then reply no I have not.

Then ask them to show you their drivers License.

Maybe this one is just funny for Military humor, but it works every time!
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