Jokes Thread 2

derekimo said:

I just thought you were a heavy smoker.....

For once in you lifetime, you thought!!!!!

I've seen worse.

(Unfortunately...)

I never drink.. I want to KNOW ...if I've had a good time..

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

I never drink.. I want to KNOW ...if I've had a good time..

You are a very smart woman. :)

prof hi.... thanks very much.. that's just been my policy for all these years.:)

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This is so funny.

This is a JOKE.. Enjoy !!!

Three West Indians on Death Row.

Have a chuckle..... >Three West Indians on Death Row are waiting to
be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal-:

The Bajan responds, "Flying fish."
The warden serves him his Flying fish, and then escorts him to his
execution.

The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork.
The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his
execution.

The Trini requests a bag of plums.
"Plums???"
"Yes, plums."
The warden replies, "but them outa season!"
"So?" replies the Trini. "Ah go wait..."

Try this on a good friend.

Ask them if they have ever seen an Axxhole wrapped in plastic?

Most people then reply no I have not.

Then ask them to show you their drivers License.

Maybe this one is just funny for Military humor, but it works every time!