Jokes Thread 2

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  1. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #251

    BB....I think it's all of the ABOVE... lol ... that's a real goodie. !!!
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  2. Posts : 11,991
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #252

    BrightBlessings said:
    Idle Thoughts.
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  3. Posts : 394
    windows 7
       #253

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    I guess one has to be from Bucharest.
    Why, in California you do not have little bunnies?
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  4. Posts : 9,606
    Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
       #254

    LauraM said:
    Bare Foot Kid said:
    I guess one has to be from Bucharest.
    Why, in California you do not have little bunnies?

    I think in California, everybody thinks of Playboy Bunnies

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  5. Posts : 394
    windows 7
       #255

    DocBrown said:
    LauraM said:
    Bare Foot Kid said:
    I guess one has to be from Bucharest.
    Why, in California you do not have little bunnies?

    I think in California, everybody thinks of Playboy Bunnies

    Perverted People
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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #256

    Where are you in the line?


    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver,
    and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


    The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the
    ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their
    underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
    apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils
    so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."

    "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings ,
    Montana , which is about 550 miles from here."


    "Good grief, is that where the job is?"



    No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now
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  7. Posts : 1,214
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
       #257

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Where are you in the line?


    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver,
    and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


    The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the
    ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their
    underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
    apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils
    so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."

    "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings ,
    Montana , which is about 550 miles from here."


    "Good grief, is that where the job is?"



    No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now
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  8. Posts : 1,491
    Win7 Pro-64 Bit
       #258

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him
    My elbow hurts like hell.Iguess I'd better go see a doctor
    Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies
    There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a
    urine sample
    and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it
    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than
    a doctor.

    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.
    He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for
    the urine sample...He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:


    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
    activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Costco.

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,Joe began
    to wondering if the computer could be fooled.
    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his
    wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars,
    pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
    The computer prints out the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer.
    5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank you for shopping at Costco!
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  9. Posts : 11,991
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #259

    BrightBlessings said:
    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him
    My elbow hurts like hell.Iguess I'd better go see a doctor
    Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies
    There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a
    urine sample
    and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it
    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than
    a doctor.

    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.
    He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for
    the urine sample...He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:


    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
    activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Costco.

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,Joe began
    to wondering if the computer could be fooled.
    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his
    wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars,
    pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
    The computer prints out the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer.
    5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank you for shopping at Costco!
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  10. Posts : 328
    windows 7 home premium 64, and Windows 10 64 bit
       #260

    Funny thing about bunnies. My 2 year old son saw some Llamas this weekend at the circus and he kept calling them bunnies due to the ears and no matter what, he could not get past they looked like bunnies to him. It was very cute.
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