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Australian Female Compassion ……
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms & no legs.
Three women, an American, a Kiwi & an Australian woman, were walking past & felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said: 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said: 'No,' so she gave him a hug & walked on.
The Kiwi woman said: 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said: 'No,' so she gave him a kiss & walked on.
The Australian woman came to him & said: 'Have you ever been screwed?' The man broke into a big smile & said: 'No.'
She said: 'You will be when the tide comes in.'