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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

25 Aug 2010   #21
Dom

Windows Seven Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by CarlTR6 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by periboob View Post
I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

Guess I will just go back to lurking.
Just keep in mind this is a family forum. G-rated, well maybe PG rated
Nah, 13 rated
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25 Aug 2010   #22
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

I'll buy that!
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25 Aug 2010   #23
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Let's keep it simple...............
If you wouldn't tell your 5 year old son/daughter a joke...........
Then don't tell it here.
With over 98K+ members you never know who is going to read it.
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25 Aug 2010   #24
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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25 Aug 2010   #25
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
I think the bad Skydiver goes..............SPLAT!
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26 Aug 2010   #26
Fluffy

Windows 7 Home Premium x64
 
 

More jokes please
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26 Aug 2010   #27
gladson1976

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
 
 
Prehistoric iPad

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26 Aug 2010   #28
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 
Password audit...

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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26 Aug 2010   #29
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Tews View Post
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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26 Aug 2010   #30
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.





2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.





3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.







4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.






5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


And....




6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.





THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you go in the corporate
Structure, the smaller your balls become.
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