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  1. Dom
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       #21

    CarlTR6 said:
    periboob said:
    I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

    Guess I will just go back to lurking.
    Just keep in mind this is a family forum. G-rated, well maybe PG rated
    Nah, 13 rated
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  2. Posts : 11,991
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       #22

    I'll buy that!
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  3. Posts : 9,537
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       #23

    Let's keep it simple...............
    If you wouldn't tell your 5 year old son/daughter a joke...........
    Then don't tell it here.
    With over 98K+ members you never know who is going to read it.
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  4. Posts : 3,300
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       #24

    What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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       #25

    Thorsen said:
    What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
    I think the bad Skydiver goes..............SPLAT!
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  6. Posts : 384
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       #26

    More jokes please :)
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  7. Posts : 1,214
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       #27

    Prehistoric iPad


    Prehistoric iPad
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    Imposition
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    Sys Admin
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  8. Posts : 11,840
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       #28

    Password audit...


    During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

    "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

    When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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  9. Posts : 11,991
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       #29

    Tews said:
    During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

    "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

    When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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  10. Posts : 9,537
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       #30

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.





    2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.





    3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.







    4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.






    5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


    And....




    6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.





    THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:


    The higher you go in the corporate
    Structure, the smaller your balls become.
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