Jokes Thread 2

CarlTR6 said:

periboob said:

I understand, and appreciate your efforts in that direction. I know moderating must be a tough job, particularly in a "Chill-out" room, and in a Jokes thread. But I honestly do not understand what was offensive.

Guess I will just go back to lurking.

Just keep in mind this is a family forum. G-rated, well maybe PG rated

Nah, 13 rated

I'll buy that!

Let's keep it simple...............
If you wouldn't tell your 5 year old son/daughter a joke...........
Then don't tell it here.
With over 98K+ members you never know who is going to read it.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Thorsen said:

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

I think the bad Skydiver goes..............SPLAT!

More jokes please :)

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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Tews said:

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.





2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.





3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.







4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.






5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


And....




6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.





THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you go in the corporate
Structure, the smaller your balls become.