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  1. yowanvista
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    BrightBlessings said:
    Not many people know of this interesting fact!

    In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

    In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..
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  3. Kirsch
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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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  4. lorddenis
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       New #323

    BrightBlessings said:
    Not many people know of this interesting fact!

    In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

    In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..
    thats sounds wrong...
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  6. Thorsen
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       New #324

    it is wrong.... New Zealand. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
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  7. xarden
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       New #325

    Its not as funny when it not coming from either a Kiwi or Aussie...
    Its even less funny when it was already posted on the Jokes Thread 1.
    It still is funny, because BB and I could go on for hours tossing Kiwi-Aussie jokes around
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  8. Thorsen
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    xarden said:
    Its not as funny when it not coming from either a Kiwi or Aussie...
    Its even less funny when it was already posted on the Jokes Thread 1.
    It still is funny, because BB and I could go on for hours tossing Kiwi-Aussie jokes around
    I was not aware of this rivalry..... and my apologies if I offended by joining in... I am from the south though, so this behavior is not unheard of..... (This happens alot in Southern US...)
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  10. xarden
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       New #327

    No worries, mate. Maybe I just havnt had my morning coffee yet...
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  11. Dwarf
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       New #328

    lorddenis said:
    BrightBlessings said:
    Not many people know of this interesting fact!

    In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

    In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..
    thats sounds wrong...
    Thorsen said:
    it is wrong.... New Zealand. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
    I'm not surprised that sheep in New Zealand are nervous. Wouldn't you be nervous if you were a New Zealand sheep?
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  12. profdlp
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    Thorsen said:
    ... I am from the south though, so this behavior is not unheard of..... (This happens alot in Southern US...)
    How many sheep y'all got down there?
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  13. xarden
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       New #330

    I believe the last guestimate was 4:1 sheep per person.
    Isnt that about the same for cows in Texas?
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