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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

27 Oct 2010   #321
yowanvista

Windows 10 Pro x64, Arch Linux
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Not many people know of this interesting fact!

In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..
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27 Oct 2010   #322
Kirsch

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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27 Oct 2010   #323
lorddenis

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Not many people know of this interesting fact!

In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..
thats sounds wrong...
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27 Oct 2010   #324
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

it is wrong.... New Zealand. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
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27 Oct 2010   #325
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

Its not as funny when it not coming from either a Kiwi or Aussie...
Its even less funny when it was already posted on the Jokes Thread 1.
It still is funny, because BB and I could go on for hours tossing Kiwi-Aussie jokes around
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27 Oct 2010   #326
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
Its not as funny when it not coming from either a Kiwi or Aussie...
Its even less funny when it was already posted on the Jokes Thread 1.
It still is funny, because BB and I could go on for hours tossing Kiwi-Aussie jokes around
I was not aware of this rivalry..... and my apologies if I offended by joining in... I am from the south though, so this behavior is not unheard of..... (This happens alot in Southern US...)
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27 Oct 2010   #327
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

No worries, mate. Maybe I just havnt had my morning coffee yet...
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27 Oct 2010   #328
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by lorddenis View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Not many people know of this interesting fact!

In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..
thats sounds wrong...
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
it is wrong.... New Zealand. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
I'm not surprised that sheep in New Zealand are nervous. Wouldn't you be nervous if you were a New Zealand sheep?
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27 Oct 2010   #329
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
... I am from the south though, so this behavior is not unheard of..... (This happens alot in Southern US...)
How many sheep y'all got down there?
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27 Oct 2010   #330
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

I believe the last guestimate was 4:1 sheep per person.
Isnt that about the same for cows in Texas?
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