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  1. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #401

    Kari hello.. so glad to see you maintaining your humor..
    Sending wishes for a full recovery... keep coming in to join us in the forum.
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  2. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #402

    Kari said:
    1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
    2. Click the link here


    That's a good one!
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  3. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #403

    A young monk arrives at the monastery‏



    He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying


    the old canons and laws of the church by hand.





    He notices, however, that all of the monks are


    copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.


    So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,



    Pointing out that if someone made even a small error


    in the first copy, it would never be picked up!


    In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.





    The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the


    copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son.'


    He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery


    where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a


    locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.


    Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.





    So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.


    He finds him banging his head against the wall and wailing,


    'We missed theR!


    We missed the R!


    We missed the R!'


    His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.


    The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'




    With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,



    'The word was...




    CELEBRATE!
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  4.    #404

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  5. Posts : 11,991
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #405

    Kari said:
    1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
    2. Click the link here
    Clever!!
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  6. Posts : 11,991
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #406

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    A young monk arrives at the monastery‏



    He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying


    the old canons and laws of the church by hand.





    He notices, however, that all of the monks are


    copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.


    So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,



    Pointing out that if someone made even a small error


    in the first copy, it would never be picked up!


    In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.





    The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the


    copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son.'


    He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery


    where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a


    locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.


    Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.





    So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.


    He finds him banging his head against the wall and wailing,


    'We missed theR!


    We missed the R!


    We missed the R!'


    His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.


    The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'




    With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,



    'The word was...




    CELEBRATE!
      My Computer


  7. Arc
    Posts : 35,373
    Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
       #407

    Kari said:
    1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
    2. Click the link here
    That's a nice one
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  8. Posts : 53,657
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #408

    Kari said:
    1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
    2. Click the link here
    That's good, glad I started clicking around :)

    A Guy
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  9. Posts : 1,364
    Win7 Ultimate x64
       #409

    Kari said:
    1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
    2. Click the link here
    This is excellent. Thanks Kari.
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  10.    #410

    Kari said:
    1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
    2. Click the link here
    ... and so true..
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