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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

06 Nov 2010   #401
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Kari hello.. so glad to see you maintaining your humor..
Sending wishes for a full recovery... keep coming in to join us in the forum.
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06 Nov 2010   #402
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
2. Click the link here


That's a good one!
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06 Nov 2010   #403
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

A young monk arrives at the monastery‏



He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying


the old canons and laws of the church by hand.





He notices, however, that all of the monks are


copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.


So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,



Pointing out that if someone made even a small error


in the first copy, it would never be picked up!


In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.





The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the


copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son.'


He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery


where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a


locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.


Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.





So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.


He finds him banging his head against the wall and wailing,


'We missed theR!


We missed the R!


We missed the R!'


His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.


The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'




With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,



'The word was...




CELEBRATE!
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06 Nov 2010   #404
madtownidiot

 

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06 Nov 2010   #405
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
2. Click the link here
Clever!!
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06 Nov 2010   #406
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
A young monk arrives at the monastery‏



He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying


the old canons and laws of the church by hand.





He notices, however, that all of the monks are


copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.


So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,



Pointing out that if someone made even a small error


in the first copy, it would never be picked up!


In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.





The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the


copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son.'


He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery


where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a


locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.


Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.





So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.


He finds him banging his head against the wall and wailing,


'We missed theR!


We missed the R!


We missed the R!'


His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.


The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'




With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,



'The word was...




CELEBRATE!
My System SpecsSystem Spec
07 Nov 2010   #407
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
2. Click the link here
That's a nice one
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07 Nov 2010   #408
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
2. Click the link here
That's good, glad I started clicking around

A Guy
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07 Nov 2010   #409
spinifex

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
2. Click the link here
This is excellent. Thanks Kari.
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07 Nov 2010   #410
madtownidiot

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
1. Browser on fullscreen (F11)
2. Click the link here
... and so true..
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