Jokes Thread 2

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  1. Posts : 9,537
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       #451

    May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!

    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Be safe in your travel to and from your loved ones!!

    Enjoy the cartoons....
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  2. Posts : 1,491
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       #452

    How cost effective!

    ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
    LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
    airports:

    All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
    X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
    in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

    This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
    about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
    expensive trials.

    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
    airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
    announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
    have a seat available on flight number..."

    Works for me!
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  3. Posts : 22,814
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       #453

    Hello BB, that's a good one. :)
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  4. Posts : 748
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       #454

    BrightBlessings said:
    How cost effective!

    ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
    LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
    airports:

    All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
    X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
    in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

    This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
    about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
    expensive trials.

    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
    airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
    announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
    have a seat available on flight number..."

    Works for me!
    ABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT!!
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  5. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #455

    Here's the photo of the New Air Security.....
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  6. Posts : 2,737
    Windows 7 Enterprise (x64); Windows Server 2008 R2 (x64)
       #456

    BrightBlessings said:
    How cost effective!

    ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
    LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
    airports:

    All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
    X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
    in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

    This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
    about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
    expensive trials.

    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
    airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
    announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
    have a seat available on flight number..."

    Works for me!
    Completely Perfect! Awesome Idea!!!!
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  7. Posts : 60
    Windows 7 - Home Premium - 64bit (x2)
       #457

    For us married folk :dragging_chain:


    What do marriage and a tornado have in common??

    At the start there's a lot of sucking & blowing

    ...and...

    ...in the end you lose your house!!
    Last edited by targnik; 21 Nov 2010 at 17:39. Reason: NB, Cleanest Joke I know ^^ true 0.0
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  8. Posts : 2,493
    Windows 7 64Bit
       #458

    targnik said:
    What do marriage and a tornado have in common??

    At the start there's a lot of sucking & blowing

    ...and...

    ...in the end you lose your house!!
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  9. Posts : 1,214
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
       #459

    BrightBlessings said:
    How cost effective!

    ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
    LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
    airports:

    All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
    X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
    in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

    This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
    about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
    expensive trials.

    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
    airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
    announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
    have a seat available on flight number..."

    Works for me!
    The Howling Wolves said:
    Here's the photo of the New Air Security.....
    Jokes Thread 2-airsecurity.jpg
    Perfect
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  10. Posts : 1,491
    Win7 Pro-64 Bit
       #460

    Drug Comparisons


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