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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

20 Nov 2010   #451
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Be safe in your travel to and from your loved ones!!

Enjoy the cartoons....
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21 Nov 2010   #452
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!
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21 Nov 2010   #453
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Hello BB, that's a good one.
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21 Nov 2010   #454
andsome

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!
ABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT!!
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21 Nov 2010   #455
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Here's the photo of the New Air Security.....
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21 Nov 2010   #456
WindowsStar

Windows 7 Enterprise (x64); Windows Server 2008 R2 (x64)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!
Completely Perfect! Awesome Idea!!!!
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21 Nov 2010   #457
targnik

Windows 7 - Home Premium - 64bit (x2)
 
 
For us married folk :dragging_chain:

What do marriage and a tornado have in common??

At the start there's a lot of sucking & blowing

...and...

...in the end you lose your house!!
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21 Nov 2010   #458
lorddenis

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by targnik View Post
What do marriage and a tornado have in common??

At the start there's a lot of sucking & blowing

...and...

...in the end you lose your house!!
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22 Nov 2010   #459
gladson1976

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Here's the photo of the New Air Security.....
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Perfect
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22 Nov 2010   #460
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

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