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  1. Posts : 7,781
    Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
       #571

    Happy Holidays
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  2. Posts : 11,840
    64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
       #572

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

    Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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  3. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #573

    Tews said:
    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


    At least you shouldn't tell this joke to a blonde on Tuesday. If you do, she starts laughing just when you start watching Monday Night Football, disturbing the sport experience...
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  4. Posts : 53,657
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #574

    A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

    The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

    "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

    A Guy
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  5. Posts : 71
    Windows 7 x64 Ultimate
       #575

    A man walks into a bar
    his alcoholic problem is tearing apart his family
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  6. Posts : 2,493
    Windows 7 64Bit
       #576

    Tews said:
    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

    Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #577

    Joke for today !!!

    A man and a women were having dinner in a fine
    restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each
    other and holding hands.

    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a
    few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly
    sliding down his chair and under the table, but
    the woman acted unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way
    down his chair and out of sight under the table.

    Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,
    apparently unaware her dining companion had
    disappeared.

    The waitress went over to the table and said to
    the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your
    husband just slid under the table.

    The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No,
    he didn't. He just walked in."
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  8. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #578

    Impulse Fire911 said:
    A man walks into a bar
    his alcoholic problem is tearing apart his family
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  9. Posts : 11,991
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #579

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    Joke for today !!!
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  10. Posts : 3
    Windows 7 Pro x64
       #580

    Two blokes sitting in a pub
    They take out their sandwiches and begin to eat
    The bar-man shouts "HEY! you can't eat your own sandwiches in here"

    So they swapped........
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