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  1. Posts : 230
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #581

    Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other.

    Do you smell carrots???
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  2. Posts : 966
    Windows 7 Enterprise
       #582

    Two fish were in a tank.
    One says to the other, 'you take the gun and I'll drive'
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  3. Posts : 7,781
    Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
       #583

    Holidays in the tech age....
    Last edited by Borg 386; 23 Feb 2011 at 11:23.
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  4. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #584

    Impulse Fire911 said:
    A man walks into a bar
    his alcoholic problem is tearing apart his family

    Al-Anon? Been on one side of the problem.
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  5. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #585

    What dinosaur kept the other dinosaur's up at night. The snorasaurous.
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  6. Posts : 53,654
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #586

    What is this?

    Clip, clop Clip clop Clip clop

    BANG! BANG!

    Clip, clop Clip clop Clip clop


    An Amish drive by...



    A Guy
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  7. Posts : 3
    Windows 7 Pro x64
       #587


    There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

    Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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  8. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #588

    I have heard these are pretty good. You may have the recipe already...Enjoy!

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

    INGREDIENTS

    1 cup water
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 cup sugar
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 (750 ml) bottle tequila, Jose Cuervo

    Directions

    1. Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

    2. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.

    3. Pour one level cup and drink.

    4. Turn on the electric mixer.

    5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    6. Add one peastoon of sugar

    7. Beat again.

    8. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup just in case.

    9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

    12. Mix on the turner.

    13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose wit a drewscriver.

    14. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

    16. Two greeves cooky sheet thingies.

    17. Check the Jose Cuervo.

    18. Add one table.

    19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

    20. Whatever you can find.

    21. Greash the oven.

    22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    23. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    24. Finally, eat the cooky dowgh, empty the Hose Quervo. Make sure to put the bodtle in the stuve with the wishdasher.

    25. Cherry Mistmas !

    P.S.
    I happened to be fresh out of Jose Cuervo, so I substituted Jack Daniels - - - worked just fine!!!!!
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  9. Posts : 966
    Windows 7 Enterprise
       #589

    Hopalong X said:
    I have heard these are pretty good. You may have the recipe already...Enjoy!
    BB has the recipe for the cake.
    Delicious too.
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  10. Posts : 3,187
    Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
       #590

    xarden said:
    BB has the recipe for the cake.
    Delicious too.
    I'll shay itsh delishushush. I drink think I'll make shum more tomorrow..
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