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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

07 Jan 2011   #721
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
> > Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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07 Jan 2011   #722
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DocBrown View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
jfar stole my Sig.

He couldn't even get the sig applied right.

At least he didn't steal my horse.


He must have fell off his horsegoat again!

Jfar thinks that goat he rides is a Unicorn. He can't count to well!



Doc don't look now but there is something very small, on your head
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07 Jan 2011   #723
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
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07 Jan 2011   #724
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
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08 Jan 2011   #725
Kari

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."


Some of you geeks were not born in 1973 when we had global energy crisis after OPEC closed the oil tabs for a while. Suddenly people, whole nations, had to save energy, and not only in third world. Also in western, rich developed countries all possible energy saving options were tried. In Scandinavian countries for instance most of the street lighting were turned off, shops, malls and department stores were forbidden to have lights in windows after closing time and so on.

The Finnish police force had to save, too. So, in urban regions all patrol cars were replaced with tandem bicycles. That worked fine. When a patrol got an emergency call, they cycled to the place as fast as they could, the officer in front screaming "blue light, blue light, blue light..." and the officer on back seat "UUUaaaUUUaaaUUUaaa..."

Kari
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08 Jan 2011   #726
andsome

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
Serves the cat right, I hate them.
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08 Jan 2011   #727
ionbasa

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by andsome View Post

Serves the cat right, I hate them.
Theres nothing wrong with cats, it just that they occasionally get annoying, but a lot of people are amused easily by their shenanigans.
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08 Jan 2011   #728
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by andsome View Post
Serves the cat right, I hate them.
Wow, harsh! I like cats, they just aren't dogs. Still, get one on your lap, and get it's engine purring...

A Guy
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08 Jan 2011   #729
ionbasa

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by andsome View Post
Serves the cat right, I hate them.
Wow, harsh! I like cats, they just aren't dogs. Still, get one on your lap, and get it's engine purring...

A Guy
+1 I'm a cat owner and a dog owner.
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08 Jan 2011   #730
andsome

 

You should feed the cat to your dog.
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