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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

08 Jan 2011   #741
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Dennis

Your double banned.
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08 Jan 2011   #742
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Then Pebbly and I will start our own forum and you can't join...naanananna
Besides who would put up with you and your stinkin horse?
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08 Jan 2011   #743
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

... I dont get it.
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09 Jan 2011   #744
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

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09 Jan 2011   #745
A Guy

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A Guy
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09 Jan 2011   #746
LADYPINKtomato1

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A Guy
lol .....I bet you laughed too... I couldn't help myself.
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09 Jan 2011   #747
A Guy

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A Guy
lol .....I bet you laughed too... I couldn't help myself.
Oh yeah, I laughed

A Guy
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09 Jan 2011   #748
kronckew

Win 7 ultimate x64 sp1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
... I dont get it.


listen to the closing song

double ban proposed.
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09 Jan 2011   #749
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

I thought you were all my friends J/K
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09 Jan 2011   #750
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo"'

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

The Aussie said "One!"

The manager groaned and continued, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for"'

"£124,237.64p."

The manager choked and exclaimed. "£124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x4."

The manager, incredulous, said, "You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"





"No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said... "Well, since your weekend's buggered mate, you might as well go fishing."
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