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       #751

    Ahahahaha...classic.
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    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #752

    Pebbly, that was great!
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  3. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #753

    Thank you Kari and Golden :)
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  4. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #754

    Pebbly

    You redeemed yourself.

    Ban removed. LOL Mike

    The ban of Dennis/THW from telling jokes is a permanent injunction!!!
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       #755

    Hopalong X said:
    Pebbly

    You redeemed yourself.

    Ban removed. LOL Mike

    The ban of Dennis/THW from telling jokes is a permanent injunction!!!
    I'm mighty relieved at that Mike ,I thought the banhammer was permanent
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       #756

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:




    I wish! :)
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  7. Posts : 4,549
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       #757

    Pebbly you're back in good graces again.. lol ....Mike is sooooo forgiving .. Sometimes.. lol
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  8. Posts : 4,281
    Windows 7 ultimate 64 bit / XP Home sp3
       #758

    Good joke pebbly got mu laugh for the day
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  9. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #759

    humph....‏

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing
    that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan .. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly

    incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

    KABOOM!

    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

    KA-BLOOEY!

    Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

    BULLS-EYE!

    "I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

    So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And

    the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

    The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots

    all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were
    beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in
    the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

    "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !!"

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       #760

    Pebbly ...I love your joke... gave me a great laugh today.
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