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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

09 Jan 2011   #751
Golden
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ult. x64
 
 

Ahahahaha...classic.
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09 Jan 2011   #752
Kari

 

Pebbly, that was great!
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09 Jan 2011   #753
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Thank you Kari and Golden
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09 Jan 2011   #754
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Pebbly

You redeemed yourself.

Ban removed. LOL Mike

The ban of Dennis/THW from telling jokes is a permanent injunction!!!
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09 Jan 2011   #755
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Pebbly

You redeemed yourself.

Ban removed. LOL Mike

The ban of Dennis/THW from telling jokes is a permanent injunction!!!
I'm mighty relieved at that Mike ,I thought the banhammer was permanent
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09 Jan 2011   #756
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post




I wish!
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09 Jan 2011   #757
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Pebbly you're back in good graces again.. lol ....Mike is sooooo forgiving .. Sometimes.. lol
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09 Jan 2011   #758
thefabe

Windows 7 ultimate 64 bit / XP Home sp3
 
 

Good joke pebbly got mu laugh for the day
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09 Jan 2011   #759
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

humph....‏

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing
that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan .. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly

incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And

the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots

all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were
beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in
the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !!"

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09 Jan 2011   #760
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Pebbly ...I love your joke... gave me a great laugh today.
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