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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

31 Jan 2011   #941
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by fishnbanjo View Post
a tough looking biker was riding his harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"what are you doing?" he asks.

"i'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

so, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "wow! That was the best kiss i have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


"my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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31 Jan 2011   #942
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by fishnbanjo View Post
a tough looking biker was riding his harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"what are you doing?" he asks.

"i'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

so, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "wow! That was the best kiss i have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


"my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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LOL!

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01 Feb 2011   #943
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will
Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
Members of the family and social circle have been
Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
Around the fresh grave and sing:




"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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01 Feb 2011   #944
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Dennis!

You should have posted the Ocar Meyer!
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01 Feb 2011   #945
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

For the redemption of Dennis!

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01 Feb 2011   #946
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Dennis!

You should have posted the Ocar Meyer!

Didn't post it for the same reason you didn't!!!!
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01 Feb 2011   #947
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
For the redemption of Dennis!


Where do we click if we want "less"?


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01 Feb 2011   #948
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Latest AA info‏:

A man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “My wife.”
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01 Feb 2011   #949
Cr00zng

Windows 7 64-bit, Windows 8.1 64-bit, OSX El Capitan, Windows 10 (VMware)
 
 
Clean up on isle 15...

A young couple are shopping when the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

He never knew what hit him and didn't hear the PA saying, 'Cleanup on aisle 15, we have a husband down...."
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02 Feb 2011   #950
boohbah

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

Pwned
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