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  1. Posts : 22,814
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    fishnbanjo said:
    a tough looking biker was riding his harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

    "what are you doing?" he asks.

    "i'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    so, she does.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "wow! That was the best kiss i have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


    "my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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  2. Posts : 53,657
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       #942

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    fishnbanjo said:
    a tough looking biker was riding his harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

    "what are you doing?" he asks.

    "i'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    so, she does.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "wow! That was the best kiss i have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


    "my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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    LOL!

    A Guy
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  3. Posts : 9,537
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       #943

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
    On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

    Wonder no more ! ! !

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
    Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

    The penguin is very committed to its family and will
    Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
    Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
    Members of the family and social circle have been
    Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
    Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
    The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
    The male penguins then gather in a circle
    Around the fresh grave and sing:




    "Freeze a jolly good fellow"

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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  4. Posts : 6,350
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       #944

    Dennis!

    You should have posted the Ocar Meyer!
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  5. Posts : 6,350
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       #945

    For the redemption of Dennis!

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  6. Posts : 9,537
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       #946

    Hopalong X said:
    Dennis!

    You should have posted the Ocar Meyer!

    Didn't post it for the same reason you didn't!!!!
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       #947

    Hopalong X said:
    For the redemption of Dennis!


    Where do we click if we want "less"?
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  8. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #948

    Latest AA info‏:

    A man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
    The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “My wife.”
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  9. Posts : 568
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       #949

    Clean up on isle 15...


    A young couple are shopping when the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
    'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
    'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

    He never knew what hit him and didn't hear the PA saying, 'Cleanup on aisle 15, we have a husband down...."
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  10. Posts : 14,606
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       #950

    Pwned
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