Jokes Thread 2

fishnbanjo said:

a tough looking biker was riding his harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"what are you doing?" he asks.

"i'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

so, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "wow! That was the best kiss i have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


"my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Bare Foot Kid said:

fishnbanjo said:

a tough looking biker was riding his harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"what are you doing?" he asks.

"i'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

so, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "wow! That was the best kiss i have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


"my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

LOL!

A Guy

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will
Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
Members of the family and social circle have been
Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
Around the fresh grave and sing:




"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Dennis!

You should have posted the Ocar Meyer!

Hopalong X said:

Dennis!

You should have posted the Ocar Meyer!

Didn't post it for the same reason you didn't!!!!

Hopalong X said:

For the redemption of Dennis!

Where do we click if we want "less"?

Latest AA info‏:

A man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “My wife.”

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