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A little girl is sat on her gate holding her dog all dressed up in her sunday best hair all neat in bunches etc, the vicar walks by and says hello sadie thats a lovely little doggie you have whats his name .
"porky " replies sadie
thats an unusual name for a dog says the vicar "is it because he likes bacon ?"
no says sadie its because he f***s pigs.