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I guess you might be right there, Dennis. On the other hand, they are memory pills. Perhaps you've forgotten where you've put them?
I guess you might be right there, Dennis. On the other hand, they are memory pills. Perhaps you've forgotten where you've put them?
Dwarf,
We are in deep do do!
Maybe some nice looking lady will come along and help us.................ah help us with what?
So that's where my black lace panties are....................
I've been looking all over the place for them.
A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
When she was 65 my mother was advised by her doctor to take up walking to keep her arthritis at bay.
She's 85 now and we haven't a clue where she is.
Lol, posted this once before
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~Ellen DeGeneres
A Guy
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed – I never knew they worked.
~ Les Dawson