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True story this.....
About 20 years ago while serving with the RAF at a base in Suffolk, England, the following took place.
Young lad arrives at the medical centre for his annual checkup. The female doctor decides to have some fun, and presents him with an empty milk bottle telling him she wants to do a sperm count, and he is to fill the bottle!!
On arrival back at work he tells the Flight Sergeant what happened. This causes great hilarity and the FS decides on a plan. He takes the bottle and fills it with wallpaper paste, putting a bit of tape over the top.
Two days later he takes the young lad to the Amateur Dramatics section where he is made up with bags under his eyes, sunken cheeks and is coached on how to pretend to be exhausted.
Up to Med centre, knocks on doctor's door, opens it and crawls on his hands and knees to her desk where he reaches up and bangs the bottle down saying "Done it M'am"
Apparently the chaos which ensued had to be seen to be believed with the doctor having hysterics and everyone else lying on the floor laughing.
The whole station knew about it and that doctor never lived it down!!
A secondary moral to this story...never, ever mess with SNCOs.