Quote of the Day - 2


  1. Posts : 589
    Windows 7 ultimate X64
       #1011

    "It is a common tragic irony that the loudest people with the least education or variety of life experiences are rarely the ones who are the smartest or most correct, yet they are more often than not the ones with the most unsolicited advice on how everything should be."

    Mike knezevich
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  2. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1012

    "If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it"

    Me
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  3. Posts : 3,427
    Windows 10 Pro x64
       #1013

    alfred01 said:
    "If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it"

    Me
    A selection of my favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

    "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

    "Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

    "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

    "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

    "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

    "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

    "I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."

    "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
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  4. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1014

    severedsolo said:
    alfred01 said:
    "If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it"

    Me
    A selection of my favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

    "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

    "Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

    "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

    "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

    "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

    "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

    "I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."

    "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
      My Computer


  5. Posts : 3,012
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1015

    "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
    ~ Albert Einstein
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  6. Posts : 63
    Window 7 home basic 32bit
       #1016

    E = mc2
    Albert Einstein
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  7. Posts : 53,663
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1017

    The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
    ~Albert Einstein

    A Guy
      My Computer


  8. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1018

    "A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once".

    Phyllis Diller

      My Computer


  9. Posts : 53,663
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1019

    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
    ~Rodney Dangerfield

    A Guy
      My Computer


  10. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1020

    A Guy said:
    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
    ~Rodney Dangerfield

    A Guy




    I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


    I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.


    Rodney D.
      My Computer


 

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